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Himalayan Mud Bath

When your partner, takes a steaming dump on your face, and you smear and wear it like a mask to exfoliate the skin.
"Rachel gave me a himalayan Mud bath last night, now my cheeks are softer than a babys bottom"
by Lucamend97 February 12, 2020
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Lonely Bath

When very lonely people take a bath, and stick their cock in the drain hole while the water moves to it, creating the feeling of getting a blowjob
Reed: Summer break was lit bro, what did you do?
Morgan: I took lonely baths
by dxrk February 16, 2020
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Hooker Bath

To cleanse ones body from varying sexual encounters with moist towelettes, baby wipes, washcloths, although many different methods have been used, KFC moist towelettes are most notably used.
Credit to E40 for this one...
"He fuckin', a couple of them niggas' broads
They licked his sweaty balls
These hoes nowadays is dogs, givin' up them drawls
Do anything for the cash

Wipe their coochie off with a napkin and take a HOOKER BATH"
by Benzerb June 16, 2020
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Owl bath

When you and your partner take a bath together in which both of you have urinated in it. Strictly falling on a Sunday with an owl watching
Omg Brandon and I had an owl bath and it was surprisingly moisturizing for my skin. I can’t believe we didn’t try this sooner!
by amandajordanxo July 7, 2020
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Meat bath

Cleaning the vagina secretions off ones penis after sexual intercourse.
I fucked that bitch so good I had to take a meat bath to clean her cum off of my cock.
by Asystole___ July 25, 2020
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Whore’s bath

1. (Noun) A quickie version of your daily ablutions, usually performed when there’s no time/opportunity to bathe properly, often due to the absence of a tub/shower. Only your face and smelly parts are washed.

2. (Noun) When a woman washes only the bare minimum/necessary body parts — that is, face, underarms and groin — after a sexual encounter. Usually done standing at the sink in someone else’s bathroom (or a single occupancy public bathroom if this is an actual prostitute).
Example 1:

“OMG I barely made it, my alarm didn’t go off this morning. I didn’t even have time to shower, I had to take a whore’s bath instead”

Example 2:

“I can’t believe Dylan talked you into going home with him.”
“Ugh, I was so drunk. Luckily I snuck out before he woke up. I felt so disgusting, but I didn’t want him to catch me in the shower, so I took a whore’s bath and left”
by red@rby August 9, 2020
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Digital Bath

Suicide by putting wall connected electronics into your bathtub while bathing.
Guy 1:Dude how did she die??
Guy2: She took a Digital bath
by bummiboii September 3, 2020
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