Adam 

The Adam species which is a subspecies of the Homosapien is never book smart but is really money smart which is more important. Adam is attracted to money and only money. He is a money whore. A Timophilia.

Adam fucked the money

Adam by Calvinsuxdic December 1, 2023

Adam 

A very hot and cute guy to one girl. If you like him he will ghost you at times, but he will talk to you and be nice if you don't be creepy lol. Only one girls ever likes him and the rest find him ugly.

Girl 1: omg is that Adam????

Girl 2: Ew he's ugly

Girl 1: No he's not his mullet is beautiful, so was his buzz!!!!!!

Adam by That weird girl ;-; December 1, 2023

Adam 

gayest man alive

P1: Yo, is that Adam?

P2: Yeah, i heard he was gay

Adam: BRO ALL I DID WAS MOVE

Adam by lilaeee December 7, 2023

Adam 

Amazing best friend, British, Great singer, good looking and the one friend you will do anything for. A certified therapist that cures your depression in 1 week. I wish i met him before, but im glad i have this time with him

Ivan: Hey, who is the best friend?
Sam: Oh you already know
Both: ADAM!

Adam by Sam2782 December 11, 2023

Adam 

a creed loving man who boasts about his ability to eat a big mac while he shits. drinks a lot of whiskey and tries to recover with prilosec but still has GERD. An Adam loves to get down to some Cardi B while he plays golf and smokes cigars. Dont be fooled, he acts tough but still knows all the words to WAP.

an Adam's true sexual orientation can be discovered at black light parties, where he will emerge from the bathroom after 15 minutes with suspicious stains on his face and a sore jaw.

Black light partier 1: Bro, did you see that Adam guy come out of the shitter?

Black light partier 2: Ya bruh, he was like rubbing his jaw and there was a bunch of load all over his face
Black light partier 1: Justin loved it

Adam by medusa007 December 25, 2023

Adam 

guy who shits his pants while taking mid-terms and proceeds to brag about it

friend 1: oh man i just shit my pants
friend 2: you're such an adam!

Adam by quirkeduporegano January 6, 2024

Adam 

Adam is amazing loving and affectionate not to mention considerate. Love affection and consideration that Homaira will never find anywhere. Adam cuddled her and feed her. She constantly thinks about Adam but is stubborn and hard headed. And will admit it. But when she stares off into outer space she's thinking of Adam. No one will ever fill the void cause no one will ever be, be Adam.
Homaira refused to bow to Adam and for that will never be happy and will be enslaved in hell.

Adam: what's wrong Homaira
Homaira: nothing I'm better now that I bowed to you Adam. I missed you. But I was scared you would never forgive me.
Adam: you're a sweetheart mama I will forgive you but
Homaira: I miss your everything. I was so wrong and did everything to hurt you and lie to people about you so you would be alone cause i cant stand the thought of you with someone else if i wait for you to bow I would have waited forever and lose you. I have to bow or else I will be miserable in hell forever

Adam by RightNowRN January 28, 2024