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Michael Rosen

A British children's author and poet is famous for his poems and stories, but he is an unlikely living-meme and is also famous and known by unlikely people due to a YTP of his appearance on Cbeebies posted by a channel named Insector in 2009 that just... well... really took off. The idea of sentence mixing and editing video clips of this man and making memes of him was then tried by many people. The most popular Michael Rosen meme is the 'Noice' meme, where, in the poem performance of 'Hot Food', he says a catchy line, that goes: 'Til it's cool, just cool, into the mouth, nice. Because of his accent, it sounds to many people like 'noice' and not 'nice', and that is why the word nice with an o in it is almost always associated with Michael Rosen memes. YTPs, YTPMVs, and even animated YTPs have been made of Michael's poem performances, often posted to YouTube as 'birthday collabs', where YouTube Poopers get together to make a kick-ass YTP. On the 7th May (Michael's birthday), the YTP videos are emailed to Michael himself where he gets to watch and laugh at them. His view of the collabs is unbiased, he simply doesn't want young children to mistake unclean YTPs for his actual poem performances. Some of the YTPs he thinks are very good. Others are just sordid garbage created by bored teenagers.
Guy 1: Get off the Internet and get a life.
Guy 2: I'm busy editing Michael Rosen.
by PartyCrasher546 August 30, 2021
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Michael Jackson

Hmm.. where should I start??

The King of Pop
Pop Music Icon
Record in the Guiness Book of World Records as most money spent to charities
The family that accused Michael Jackson of molesting their child admitted that they only did it for money
Michael Jackson was and will be the most talented entertainer in the world
Unfortunately, lots of people today are brainwashed by The Media and believe every little lie they come up with
Most of the world sees Michael Jackson as the real, talented, fun, loving, innocent guy he really is while the rest see him as what The Media, or what I like to call them, "The Lies" sees him as....
He died June 25, 2009, a day after my birthday.
He will never be forgotten....
R.I.P. Michael Jackson <3
Michael Jackson: If you wanna make the world a better place, then take a look at yourself and make a change

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by MissKayla July 17, 2009
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Crusty Michael

When someone puts melted marshmallows where the sun don't shine. After the sticky surprise melts you have a crusty Michael.
Jimmy wasnt able to shit right for weeks after the Crusty Michael.
by monkeehumper69 November 21, 2010
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Michael

Michael is a little bitch.
by H2O _BigBoy May 3, 2020
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Michael

Fuck Michael. He is a drug dealer who did me dirty one time and now he owes me 14 grand in cash and I don’t think he’s gonna pay it forward. He is a little cocksucker out of gay town. He’s a Bitch scumbag hoe and never trust him.
“Hey stop being so ugly
“Hey at least I’m not named Michael”
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Michael Bay

(verb) Doing a Michael Bay is a term used to describe directors that aim on style over substance, particularly in the region of sex and explosions. If your film has loads of explosions and sex appeal, yet little story, you are basically doing a Michael Bay.
(director's name here) totally did a Michael Bay on that film. Everything in it was just for the sake of it.
by CrystalBlueSky June 14, 2013
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Michael Todd

The amazing bassist for the band Coheed and Cambria. He also does the backup vocals (screams and such). His name is usually shortened to Mic, pronounced as "Mike".

He left the band in August 2006 due to personal problems. Thankfully he returned in April 2007 and has stayed ever since. During his absence, Matt Williams filled in the bass parts.
He was originally a guitarist, but picked up the bass for the pre-Coheed band Shabutie.

He uses mostly Spector basses, though has recently been favouring Fenders.

Michael plans on releasing a solo album in 2008, which he was working on during his leave. He says that it will be "more folky and more simplistic" than Claudio Sanchez's solo project, The Prize Fighter Inferno. He lists Ani Difranco and Ingrid Michaelson as some of his influences.
Person A: Michael Todd left Coheed!!
Person B: ...
Person A: Are you alright?
Person B: Not at all.
by tkwrmt.2113 May 20, 2008
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