Whomst'd've

A word that people stuck in 2017 think is funny or witty. Used ironically by those who are under 25, used unironically as a 'meme' by redditors, 30 year olds that are trying to seem relevant to their zoomer cousins, etc.

Dad: Hey, son, whomst'd've are you talking to?
zoomer kid: Shut the fuck up dad, I'm trying to film a POV tiktok.

Redditor 1: Woah! Whomst'd've given me my first gold?! Thank you, kind sir!

by dongoos January 24, 2021

Whomstrve

To "Pull a whomstrve"

Eg, Paranoia, or scared behavior.

I hate that bitch jimmy, he keeps acting like a fuckin whomstrve!

by crazybubber February 19, 2021

Whooped

Whooped; to be straight busted looking, an appearance of homelessness, or lacking hygiene or any care for one's appearance or self respect.

"Damn, did you see what Ethan was wearing this morning?"

"Yeah, and he looks like shit from not sleeping at all,"

"Yeah, Ethans whooped as fuck man!"

by AMEL933 February 22, 2021

Whomosexual

Somebody who is both a whore and a homosexual.

P1: Hey bro I identify as whomosexual, what do ya think?
P2: Bro that's so cool!

by Degenerate Fuck March 16, 2021

whimpy ploppah

Picture this...

You’ve been desperate for a shit all day, there’s cramps in your tummy, a light sweat covering your brow and a turtle head poking out from you rectum. You run home to the safety of your own toilet where you know it’s safe to explode.

But then, only a tiny grumble nut comes out (the size of a half eaten malteaser) leaving you very disappointed.

Alex, I was desperate for a shit all day mate! But only a little whimpy ploppah came out. What a phat L.

by Eloveschips March 24, 2021

Whoop Whoop

Something that out of touch marketing directors say in slack chats to express their excitement and to try to connect with the younger staff members of their team... ironically it just shows how disconnected they actually are

David: We just launch a new campaign in DACH
Kelly: Whoop Whoop!
Team: Eye rolls all round

by FinTechFred April 13, 2021

Whoop Ding

Usually of female origin slightly unhinged, not far of being a banshee.

My best friend is crazy, my husband says she’s whoop ding..

by Whoopding May 14, 2021