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Picture this...

You’ve been desperate for a shit all day, there’s cramps in your tummy, a light sweat covering your brow and a turtle head poking out from you rectum. You run home to the safety of your own toilet where you know it’s safe to explode.

But then, only a tiny grumble nut comes out (the size of a half eaten malteaser) leaving you very disappointed.
Alex, I was desperate for a shit all day mate! But only a little whimpy ploppah came out. What a phat L.
by Eloveschips March 24, 2021
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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