Junk water

The product of the penis as a result of a man excessively masturbating to the point where semen is no longer ejaculated, but rather replaced by a thinner fluid without sexual reproduction elements.

Dude, last night I was watching this porno and I couldn't stop masturbating until the point I was shooting junk water. Damn, my dick is sore today!

by JunkWaterCaptain November 9, 2007

Burnt water

Twice boiled water. Overboiled

Did you burn the water, it's so hot.
I boiled it twice, burnt water!

by Tru3St0ries August 11, 2017

beard water

Water that collects on a man's facial hair that is imparted to a woman's cheek when he kisses her. The amount of water collected increases with the awesomeness of the beard.

"Ugh, gross, beard water! Did you wipe your face?"

by Liz by way of jim December 12, 2012

Water Shy

The inability to urinate like a normal person in a pool, ocean, water slide, or other relevant body of water.

My brother Alex was water shy. He had to go to the bathroom rather than pee in the lazy river like a normal person.

by EmperorAjay September 4, 2016

Water the flowers

To masturbate or to jerk off.

He is going to water the flowers before his parents arrive.

by MC Katze May 2, 2018

Tap Water

Turns the freaking frogs gay.

Guy 1: Did you drink that tap water yesterday?

Guy 2: Yeah, I did. Now I like guys.

by minahil82 August 24, 2019

Badd Water

alcoholic beverage i.e. vodka, cognac, gin, etc.

I got my first DUI drinking that badd water.
I'm bout to take a couple shots of that badd water.
I'd advise you not to mix those badd waters together.
It's cold outside, pour me a couple shots of that badd water to warm me up.

by JLWhiteIII February 4, 2018