The product of the penis as a result of a man excessively masturbating to the point where semen is no longer ejaculated, but rather replaced by a thinner fluid without sexual reproduction elements.
Dude, last night I was watching this porno and I couldn't stop masturbating until the point I was shooting junk water. Damn, my dick is sore today!
by JunkWaterCaptain November 9, 2007
Get the Junk watermug. by Tru3St0ries August 11, 2017
Get the Burnt watermug. Water that collects on a man's facial hair that is imparted to a woman's cheek when he kisses her. The amount of water collected increases with the awesomeness of the beard.
by Liz by way of jim December 12, 2012
Get the beard watermug. The inability to urinate like a normal person in a pool, ocean, water slide, or other relevant body of water.
My brother Alex was water shy. He had to go to the bathroom rather than pee in the lazy river like a normal person.
by EmperorAjay September 4, 2016
Get the Water Shymug. The free tap water that is dispensed from the beverage gun located behind a bar.
First recorded use: New Orleans, December 2011.
First recorded use: New Orleans, December 2011.
Dude: Can i get two gun waters.
Loser Bartender: Two what?
Dude: Gun waters, you know, the water that comes out of that gun.
Loser Bartender: Sorry, all we have are these $8 bottled waters.
Dude: That's bullshit.
Loser Bartender: Two what?
Dude: Gun waters, you know, the water that comes out of that gun.
Loser Bartender: Sorry, all we have are these $8 bottled waters.
Dude: That's bullshit.
by rondubbs May 31, 2012
Get the Gun Watermug. To masturbate or to jerk off.
by MC Katze May 2, 2018
Get the Water the flowersmug. Liquid(s) spawned in or collected in a mustache. A water-logged mustache. Mustache water is believed to have Danish origin - (In Danish: "Overskægsvand")
Mustache water is heavily associated with the Mustache splash, a violent release of Mustache water.
Mustache water is heavily associated with the Mustache splash, a violent release of Mustache water.
When Aaron came back to bed after brushing his teeth, he gave Rebecca a kiss full of refreshing mustache water.
She felt thoroughly mustache splashed.
She felt thoroughly mustache splashed.
by Laerin August 10, 2010
Get the Mustache watermug.