Whack Scab

A scab created from whacking off way too much. excessive friction on one spot can cause the skin to break... & for a scab to be born.

After jerkin' off twice a day for a month... I had a total whack scab on the side a my dick.

by Leonfilms235 August 30, 2013

whacking the bush

To be masturating with a hairy vagina.

Amy was whacking the bush

by Badwolf123 September 11, 2013

Whack-off Collage

A collage of pictures you e thrown together in ms paint to fap to so that you don't have to scroll through pictures while you go at it.

"My clicker finger was getting tired of going through pics in my spank bank so I made a Whack-off Collage."

by E3rdrocket December 30, 2013

whackabate

To continuously whack ones penis until ejactulation. This involves no other action than simply whacking the penis continuously

Bob- Dude Steve can whackabate in under 5 minutes! He's got serious issues!
Joe- I know man he's mental!

by FatPandasUnited December 10, 2014

whacko basket

Mental institution

Bob's wife had a nervous breakdown and he had to put her in the whacko basket.

by thespacepope January 20, 2015

Whackadaisical

The lack of being whack
Considered a compliment
Being the opposite of whack

This guy is so Whackadaisical at parties
How whackadaisical of her

by KIddJOKER March 30, 2015

whack and pack

A whack and pack occurs when your two lesbian friends want a baby. They then invite you over to their house and let you watch and massage your one-eyed snake while they go at it. Then, when you jizz, one of the lesbians takes the fresh cum and packs it into the other's pussy, thus allowing for propagation of the lesbian herd.

Tim: Yo, bro, I heard you went over to Tina and Jen's house last night? You have a threesome?

Jim: Nah, they're both lesbians. They wanted a baby, and so I was there for the whack and pack.

Tim: Still pretty hot, though. So long as they don't hit you up for the child support.

by ADM_Metric April 13, 2015