vaginal colloquialism

A phrase to describe the vast number of names for the key part of the female anatomy coined by both men and women. Television shows like Oprah and Sex in the City seem to have given rise to terms such as:

Kitty
Punani
Vajayjay
Cooter
Cha Cha
Honey pot
Coochie
Muff
Hoo ha
Beaver
Box
Bits and pieces
Yum yum
Poon
Lady business
Goodies
Na na
Lala
Cho cho

Pussy
Treasure Chest

Whenever men or women are uncomfortable with the conversation or the topic in general, they typically resort to using a vaginal colloquialism to describe the parts in question.

"Baby I am needing you in a bad way, any chance I can get a brief visit with the honey pot this morning."

"No honey pot for you honey, my vajajay is in lockdown this morning"

by damndiver January 21, 2010

Vagina Rhino

A sex move where you have your girlfriend stand across the room naked facing you and you rush at her with a full fledged boner and try to "hit the spot" you may or may not try to impersonate an actual rhino by making rhino noises.

Brendizzle:dude what did you do yesterday?

J-Money:man your not going to belive it... I Vagina Rhinoed my girl

Brendizzle: dude your the man

J-Money: yeah I know

by Sheki-Joe (J-Money) October 28, 2008

Soupy ass motherfuckin' vagina

When a bitch got a vagina that just be straight up nasty.

Damn! Yall remember dat bitch I got up in yessiday? Dat ho got one soupy ass motherfuckin' vagina. This dick done got fucked up, playboy!

by Janky Jank August 27, 2006

star trek vagina

To perform a sexual act on a vagina that has never been touched, proded, masterbatued, or anything else sexual in nature.

I am going out tonight looking for a star trek vagina.

by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007

vaginal soup

soup that tastes like absolute shit

that was vaginal soup mom take that crap back

by LilJOnwhattt August 29, 2005

vaginal batteries

its when you charge your cunt up

yo homie slice go charge your moms vaginal batteries

by George McLean February 2, 2007

vagina pocket

A mesh pocket inside of workout shorts (typically Nike) in front of the vaginal area.

Caitlin had a fabulous pair of Nike shorts for softball with a convenient vagina pocket in the front for her iPod.

by moosemunchncabincrunch May 11, 2011