only real vampires can pass this test (tiktok)

You really think that shit would work? Dumbass, it doesn't. Who even believes in vampires?

"only real vampires can pass this test (tiktok)"
"hah, that shit aint gonna work"

by Yourskoliosexualqueen December 2, 2021

Vampiry

Having the appearance or countenance of being a vampire.

Draculas vampiry presence was felt throughout the blackened cemetary.

by wyrdemon June 26, 2009

Vampironmentalism

A Vampiric social movement regarding concerns for environmental conservation and improvement of the state of the environment for their future.

Guy: I joined an Environmentalist group for Vampires.
Girl: I hate Environmentalists.
Guy: Don't worry, I'm a Vampironmentalist.

Girl: What the fuck is Vampironmentalism?
Guy: Vampires are going to be around for a long time, we don't want the planet to turn into a barren hellscape.

by Blood Light August 23, 2010

vampires

immortals that seduce their prey, which are humans, and then suck their blood. vamp = one that inhibits a dead corpse; which is why vampires in general have pale skin. the teenage gothic/goth scene has taken vampirism to a humourous and real but trendy level, which is why vampirism isn't taken seriously. ie; vampires aren't real. purely fiction of a demented irishman, bram stoker. but there are and have been murderers that have sprouted tales like dracula and nosferatu and are infamous for biting and/or knifing their victims and draining the blood. i've never heard of an asian vampire.

Tom Cruise.

by andrea June 17, 2004

vampyre

Though it is thought by many ignorant people to be an alternate spelling of the word vampire, it is actually a mortal vampire, and part of the occult.

Vampyres drink donated human blood or will eat raw meat to satisfy the craving.

Vampyre : *eating raw meat*
Friend : Uhh... Dude isn't that dangerous?
Vampyre : No dude don't worry about it. I'm a vampyre.

by xMercury November 16, 2010

vampirekiss

when a guy is licking out a girl's vagina during her period, he gets a "vampire kiss" - a very bloody mouth!

by Dune April 25, 2003

vampirate

A Pirate that is a vampire.

Usually annhiliate and devour small, helpless, defenseless children.

Pisses off Mrs. Tuzzino.

What the 'f is a vampirate?

by Sketti April 6, 2003