ur moms cooch

when a place is very barren and lifeless

*enters a desert*

bruh it’s like ur moms cooch in here

by ur moms cooch February 12, 2020

ur grans trans

Only the most motherfckn best roast. This shit is better than all of tweed of the world. Your can bend over the queen of England if you just say thiz. Anyone says ur mom gay, just beat the shit out of them by saying ur grans trans

Ur dad gay! Ha! Rookie,.. well ur grans trans. (Starts heavily breathing. Clenches chest.) Holy shit! Sry bro! I wont mess with you again. MOM! SOME BADASS JUST BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME BY JUST SAYING SOMETHING!! He Polly eats gator pussy, and has balls of fckn steel.

by Davyn.Anderson Ima bad bich March 20, 2020

Ur mum innit

just. ur mum. innit

no one:

legit no one:
fucking not even one soul on this planet:
sam: ur mum innit

by Janis Smith June 28, 2020

Ur mom kid

Mostly used against 9 year old children

9yr old:whatcha doin

Man 1:ur mom kid

by A crusaders September 11, 2020

ur gramp a tramp

The last of the mighty quartet, also including ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny. Saying these in conjunction has timeline-ending effects, though the exact effects are not recorded.

Person 1: lol ur gay
Person 2: ur mom gay
Person 1: D:
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: wait no
Person 2: ur granny tranny
Person 1: you don't know what you're doing
Person 2: and ur gramp a tramp
Person 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by LudwigVonPhoenix September 13, 2020

ur mom gay

An insult nobody can beat.

John: You suck.
Harold: ur mom gay

by Earthworm Sally October 25, 2020

ur-BAN dicktionary

the title for people that were banned for saying sex related things. they are urban dicks.

friend: i saw an ur-BAN dicktionary earlier today
me: wow, what did he say?
friend: a city is a type of sex when you do vore and throw a fetus

by [{(KAT)}] October 27, 2020