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California Turnaround Coffee

AKA Rocket fuel.Coffee so powerful a few cups of it will allow you to drive to California and back without sleep. Usually homebrewed adding more scoops of coffee grounds than usual to the pot.
It's one hell of a drive, I'd better get some california turnaround coffee in before we leave.
by Red_Baron March 30, 2009
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Tunt

Basically, the root meaning comes from the movie "Visioneers;" and is referring to "humany humans" that can not think for themselves and do as they're told. Can also refer to people who think they're "individualistic," and tend to crap on the "efforts" of people that are more or less their developmental equals (as an added irony, 99.9% of the human population is a TUNT). If you have a lip piercing and think you're "Different"....you're a TUNT. If you talk shit about people who talk about things like golf or partying, YET, you get drunk or "420" and think you're cool because you listen to SlipKnot or Lady Gaga....YOU AND the people you're talking shit about ARE TUNTS. If you describe people that are somewhat "eccentric" for formulating their own opinions, and conclusions about people; and things that are so obvious, it shames Non-Tunts for the TUNTS that have "NOT gotten it." You are ALSO the people to go on to describe such people as "funny, weird, bizarre, eccentric, or crazy" etc. If you're a Capricorn, OR a Virgo--this list does not pertain to you, because by birth...you are automatically A TUNT.

Non-Tunt = Observation. Obviousness. Knowledge. Critical Thinking. Brain Storming. Consciousness. Self Assurance. REAL Individuality. Using Language that is considered the PROPER ENGLISH, or considered "archaic" to everyone else because, you could CARE LESS if people think "you're cool."
Non-Tunt- "Hey, I have an idea...why don't we find out how Don Rickles combs his hair only using a wet rag!"

Tunt- (Questionable Look) "I don't get it."

PS: If you at any time frowned questionably while reading this, tilted your head in confusion, or said, "what?" or "huh?"...... CONGRATULATIONS, YOU are the MAJORITY.
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Pipe Turner

Hello...

I see you are curious to know more about Mr. Pipe Turner. If you don't know him, your mom, sister, aunt or female cousin do. Oh, you don't think they do? Well I can tell you right now he knows them all in ways only God and the OBGYN should. Plain and simple; he lays pipe. No you simple mere mortal, not plumbing pipes that go under your house. Mr. Pipe Turner lays the pipe in the hollows of multiple women with the sole purpose of delivering the magical fluids of pleasure. Look at your man, look at me, look back at your man, now look back at me...no that's not a huge lead pipe in my pants. Well, not exactly
Girl 1: Why are you walking that way?

Girl 2: Pipe Turner

Girl 1: In both or just one?

Girl 2: In all 3

Girl 1: You're brave
by Mr. Pipe Turner March 12, 2010
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Tulsa Turnaround

A Historical practice apparently Native to Omaha and professional "Monkey butts" A possibly sexual practice in which a Omaha honey steps on your toes whilst simultaneously turning you on. You'll know a Tulsa Turnaround has occurred when you feel like a hand in the glove and you have been shown how to love...Y'all.
"That Monkey butt showed me the Tulsa Turnaround , She s so hot! I Feel like a hand in a glove!. I think it's Love...Y'all."
by Billy wickets March 30, 2017
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main screen turn on

A phrase from the infamous "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US" game Zero Wing and the Flash movie made after it. This phrase is said by one of the members of the space ship moments before CATS arrives.
by Knoll October 28, 2003
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John Cena Heel Turn

1. A fabled heel turn in which John Cena, who has been babyface most of his career. Some people think it will happen. It is shrouded in Legend.

2. Something very unlikely to happen.
Person 1: *suggests something stupid like a theory*
Person 2: That's more unlikely than a John Cena Heel Turn
by Kaine Parker July 2, 2016
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turn down for that

When you at a party and someone does something completely stupid or disgusting that makes you say turn down for that instead of turn down for what.
(Crazy Drunk Bastard)-Turn down for what?! *strips off pants & starts twerking*
(TD4T Enthusiast)-Turn down for that. *pointing at crazy drunk bastard*
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