nob turban

a crest on tissue adorning one's post-wank helmet

phil:i find kleenex balm is the best nob turban
Jenning's:i prefer bog roll

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004

The Dirty Turban

When you are fucking a chick from behind either anally or vaginally, you proceed to donkey punch her; while she is stunned you take a shit on her head while saying "Your turban is dirty!"

Frank: you know that chick i took home last night?

Eddie: oh yeah, she was pretty hot, you bang her?

Frank: goddamn right, gave her the dirty turban too!

Eddie: oh thats fucking SICK!

by Red Eye Of RA! April 19, 2009

tugboat

The act of passing gas in one area and unknowingly pulling the odor into another area via ones pants / skirt / under garments.

KT: "Jeesh Robbie, did you just fart in my office?"
RW: "No man, I farted outside and Tugboated into your office."
KT: "I commend you on your respect for my office."

by Karl Trollinger May 30, 2005

Turbolicious

The apperitaion of the sound made by a turbo charged internal combustion engine

UMM that sounds turbolicious

by Peter Bryan December 24, 2004

Tubbo

Nickname for boyfriends' that aren't even remotely chubby.

"That Tubbo has a nice ass"

by Buttertoes ;) April 11, 2008

turbocharge

To turbocharge a girl, one must take a big breath of fresh air and blow it up her vagina to compress it (also known as supercharging). The compressed air will cause the girl to queef in your mouth. To turbocharge you must force the air from the queef back into the vagina and continue to eat the girl out.

My girlfriend asked me to turbocharge her while I was eating her out.

by italianstallion923 August 23, 2012

Turbonegro

a really fast black person

every black person you've ever met

by shawn March 16, 2005