Turd on a train 

The proverbial elephant in the room.

"try not to mention the Turd on a train".

Turd on a train by Ivana_Tinkle August 6, 2011

turd girth 

A fat, plump or unusually large turd that often presents great difficulties and inconveniences.

ex. A.)

"Marry tried to flush her turd down the toilet, but the turd girth was too wide."

ex. B) "Terry drank all of Alan's cola. What a turd girth."

turd girth by Plarzmo August 16, 2011

Turd Burgaler 

a gay/homosexual/fagot.

"mum dad im a turd burgaler"
"but thomas my little sturtain!"

Turd Burgaler by Blay February 21, 2008

turd rope 

A rope of big long turds.

some guy:Ill throw down the turd rope!
some other guy that needs a rope:okay...

turd rope by logan berkness February 11, 2005

turd tornado 

a turd tornado occurs when some 1 takes a shit on the ground
and a gust of wind comes by and blows the turds around in a spiral

dominic tries to make a succsess full turd tornado but it came back and hit him in the face

turd tornado by cunt crammer69 December 28, 2005

turd of a bird

similar to turd muffin; a joking name to call someone.

Jamie: Oh! I just beat you in Rapture!
Dhara: You turd of a bird-not again...

turd of a bird by Jamiest of the Lees November 11, 2006

Turd Gobbler 

A person who enjoys a relationship involving scat.

"Man I met this chick who was really fine but when I brought her back to my apartment, I found out she was a complete turd gobbler! She tried to lick out my anus!"

"I hope nobody notices me gobbling these turds. If the truth gets out I'll be seen as a complete Turd Gobbler"

Turd Gobbler by Jim Hender January 5, 2008