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turtle dick

1. An uncircumsised dick. As in the way it looks b/c of the foreskin, like a turtle that is in its shell.
2. the first words my friend said when he saw my uncircumsised dick.
person 1: dude, im not circumsised...
person 2: ohhh, you have a turtle dick huh?
by john November 19, 2004
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Awkward Turtle

A hand gesture created and used to shed light on the fact a certain situation has become "awkward". It doesn't look like a turtle, or an awkward turtle, it's just dumb.
Johnny: So, when she said that I was all like *awkward turtle*
Dave: Dude, that's the dumbest thing I've ever seen, plus, it just makes you look like an ass for making the awkward situation more awkward. It doesn't even look like a turtle.
Johnny: Oh, uh *awkward turtle*
Dave: You're a dumbass.
by Oy, Nineteen, Eld August 17, 2008
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self-titled

Album also known as "twenty øne piløts". It consists 14 tracks, all God's work. Tyler Joseph claims that it's his, so don't trust him. This coward doesn't even make his own music, it's all heavenly (God created it)
Clikkie1: Dude, self-titled is a masterpiece
Clikkie2: i know! It helps me when I cry myself to sleep.
by A random-ass clikkie January 22, 2020
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Turtle

In intercourse when the female pushes the males penis inward, resulting in a massive ejaculation all over the females face
When larry's girlfriend gave him a turtle he couldnt help but go into his shell
by Narvie August 5, 2005
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Title IX

Title IX is commonly referred to on college campuses when discussing rape or other sexual assault or harassment.

It also helps gender equality in sports and other activities as well as LGBTQ+ issues.

Title IX is a federal civil rights law in the United States of America that was passed as part of the Education Amendments of 1972. It states that No person in the United States shall, on the basis of sex, be excluded from participation in, be denied the benefits of, or be subjected to discrimination under any education program or activity receiving Federal financial assistance.
There is a Title IX investigation when there are reported sexual assaults on campus.

You can contact the Title IX office if you believe you have experienced some form of sex or gender discrimination.
by ritaisnthere May 5, 2020
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turtle shells

There is nothing to describe about this drug, because many people do not survive the trip, but for the ones who do, they say it is the craziest shit theyve ever done. Don't even try to find the drug because it is only found on 3 beaches in madagascar where leatherback turtles lay their eggs exposed to sunlight, which is what makes the drug so powerful.
Yo mang, i did turtle shells last night, and HOLY SHIT, i cant believe i survived the trip
by Gregamunji August 9, 2006
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purple turtle

Squeezing the penis in a vagina so hard it turns purple.
Dee gave Dustin a purple turtle, so he thanked her and gave her a buck.
by Dick Ma May 23, 2003
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