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Tree trimming

A strange event that occurs once a year On the second weekend of December. During the act of tree trimming extended families gather together at a place of meeting and sing off tune Christmas carols except for those named Lisa and Christina, eat Popeyes chicken and many sweets, do a strange ritual known as white elephant that involves many paper bags, and lastly take part in a high stakes game where dollars are exchanged and dice and insults are thrown. All in all tree trimming if full of laughs and joy, and above all good old family bonding <3
Dang tree trimming last year was so much fun especially with the Ratajczak bunch!
by Chipper_kate16 November 26, 2016
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tree hugging

when it is extremely warm and a man has been sat/stood in one position for too long that his genitals cling to his leg and can only be removed with the appliance of extreme pressure....aka tree hugging
Its roasting and me nethers are tree hugging the life out of me
by Big Chav August 1, 2017
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Christmas Tree Party

When you stick your penis in the thing you pour water into and your friends are watching and joining in slowly and slowly
Christmas Tree Party is the perfect gift if you want to be pleasured
by Hms Faggots December 21, 2017
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Tree Meat

The brown stuff on trees that vegans eat. It is located on the trunk of trees and from a recent poll, it doesnt taste good and people actually don't eat it. Other word for "Tree bark".
Wow, I hope that those vegans don't or do die from eating tree meat!
by Sundick March 8, 2018
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Cunt Tree

Something that grows along the side of the road in John Denver songs.
"Cunt tree roads....take me home....to the place...trees grow cunts!
Wet vagina...mount your mama...take me home...cunt tree roads.
by Dark Dave October 14, 2019
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Get my tree on

Yo, can I roll up? I'm tryin' to get my tree on.
by P-Says November 29, 2007
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