tommy tuberville

Tommy "Ears" Tuberville is the head coach of Auburn University, a.k.a. the cow college, a.k.a. the barn, a.k.a. Chop Block University. He lacks integrity "hence the only way he will leave ole miss would be in pine box"...lol.

He has yet to produce a Nc for the barn. In 2004 he went 13-0 and nothing to show. He has to live every day, as the step sister to Nick Saban.

Teaches young men how to chop block.

His own wife had to sleep around on him to find a real man.

Tommy Tuberville highlights of ears career have been beating a mediocre Alabama team.

by david from bama March 18, 2008

Timmed

Much like the classic wasted; To bring to a specific state by drinking alcoholic liquors. In the extreme.

Oh Man, I found Darth Vader really attractive last night, I must have been so Timmed

by boove December 11, 2011

Timmis

1)An invincible, steel-penised, mentally challenged homosexual man with the strange ability to grotesquely murder another human by touching their genitalia.

1)One of or resembling the fabled Timmis.

3)An insult derived from the legend of Timmis and his family.

Aw snap, Timmis just eh poked my crotch! *dies*

You, sir, are a true TIMMIS.

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

Tommy

often reffered to as a God in some african countrys, also known as the Patron saint of oral pleasures between men and women

i hope tommy does not get angry about the sacrifice we made to him

by Big Bad Dawg December 28, 2010

tommy pickles

spooging in a womans mouth, sticking a binky in it, then cock slapping her until she cries.

I pulled a tommy pickles on that girl last night

by lucifer52683548123423 January 23, 2007

TIMM

Titties In My Mouth; a phrase that is used to explain something extraordinarily awesome.

Sick!!! TIMM!

by pmaster1508 December 18, 2010

Little Timmies

Plural Little Timmies
1. An idiot. 2. a person that is being annoying. 3. Someone that is doing something meaningless for an extended period of time. 4. Little Children ages 3-12. 5. A loser.

Miley Cyrus can be such a little timmy when she wants attention.

Brittany Spears is a little timmy

The New York Yankees are such little timmies.

by RHSComic September 30, 2014