cooking eggs

Cooking eggs means to make crack

"When she saw me cooking eggs, she thought I was back at it."

Stunting Like my Daddy. Lil Wayne.

by g0ofy January 27, 2007

Mr Egg

an egg

Paid actor:What's mr egg?
Paid actor 2:an egg.

by Jio's frend :) January 25, 2022

Trojan Egg

The act of pushing an egg into you partners vagina during sexual intercourse, without their knowledge. Often achieved by pushing the egg in with your penis.

Oi dude I totally Trojan egged this chick last night

by Eggs are sick September 9, 2021

putt egg

A short, fat, out of shape middle-aged man who is still charming in a sense.

Your dad is such a putt egg.

by mrrunandhyde April 15, 2014

Goose Egg

When you pop one of your balls out of the side of your pants.

Ayo my homie Errol just popped a Goose Egg

by LINATHEMILF November 23, 2021

Twirling Eggs

When two men with similar man buns stimulate one other by caressing their buns together

Mart is a man whore, hes known for twirling eggs with anything that has a pulse

by Princess Ahmad February 28, 2019

tube egg

A possibly mythical pre-cooked and packaged cylindrical boiled egg. Allegedly available in supermarkets in Asia specifically Japan although never actually spotted in the wild during multiple trips.

Highly sought-after and coveted by my workmate Kevin. The man will never give up hope of finding some.

Can also be used as slang for wanking (see example).

"I'll just have to make my own tube eggs" - Kevin at work

by Freggio April 20, 2018