Money Shorts

A synonym for athletic shorts, generally basketball shorts. These shorts are a good all-around article of clothing to wear. They are comfortable, easy to wash, can wear around anywhere, easy to remove, and no zipper to get your junk stuck.

Money Shorts are commonly worn just in case a voluptuous woman wants to take them off in a moment's notice. They have quick access to the private parts.
Shawty wanted to play. Good thing I had my money shorts on.

Man: Damnit, I had my junk stuck in my zipper again.

Man2: Good thing I had my money shorts on.
by FunnehMoney January 07, 2013
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boob money

A money that has been held in a bra
"Dude that is boob money"

"I would give you money but all I have is boob money"
by Noners September 20, 2014
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tea money

when you have no food or money for food and you’re completely broke and sad
where’s my tea money at?
by teamoneylad May 07, 2019
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rat money

Harrison’s money, ratty and most likely drug money.
Oh my god, look at Harrison’s rat money!
by Beggars September 02, 2019
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MONEY/HAPPINESS

They say money doesn't buy happiness, but if you don't have any , it sure makes you sad!!
MONEY/HAPPINESS
They say money doesn't buy happiness, but if you don't have any , it sure makes you sad!!
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whiff of money

motivator for the currency-challenged, taking notice of the potential of money dispense, possible aphrodisiac
in the early 1900s, residents of the south got a whiff of money from chicago.

in the thirties and forties, many got a whiff of money from washington dc, and proceded to suckle the government teat!

judy cashdollar got a whiff of money from the rolex 'ordinary' joe barnes was wearing at the pick-up bar.

jim got a whiff of money from the potential new employer

she got a whiff of money and got 'moist'
by michael foolsley August 11, 2010
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HOOKER MONEY

Money received when when you hooker ex girlfriend loses custody of your kids and has to pay you (the male) child support .
Hey lets use Ruby's HOOKER MONEY to pay for your new shoes.
by 505firefighter September 02, 2016
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