tear jerker

while recieving oral sex from a girl, the male asks her to examine his penis for something, this is all just a joke however, and when she brings it close to her eye the male thrusts forward into her eye causing her to cry tears of pain....or joy....who knows

she slept with her ex the night before so i gave her a tear jerker, now she really has something to cry about.

by Matt April 10, 2004

glitter tears

When a person hasn't had a bath and makes themselves cry to clean their face and make it all shiny because the tears relfect the light.

Girl: *knocks on door*
Boy: Oh fuck, i havent washed my face, ummmmm... aha! Glitter tears! think sad thoughts... *starts to cry* woot! go me!!

by ReEcEy June 23, 2007

man tears

tears cryed from the Japs eye after an encounter with filthy scrubber

(Swansea accent) Christ i bunted that midget last week and been crying man tears ever since. I better get down the docs for some antibiotics before the wizard's wand falls off

by sicknote August 23, 2007

Male Tears

Initially, a slang for the produce of male reproductive system, which is semen. This, however, has occasionally been accompanied with a controversy where apparently female internet users (mostly of Twitter and Tumblr), who had no prior knowledge of the collocation's meaning were baited into bying merchandise designed by (allegedly 4chan) trolls, displaying the said words, followed by sudden and unpleasant discovery of the definition of them. A mass hysteria was caused, following by some heavily moderated popular websites posting their own definition of the phrase in question, which is literal and often claimed as original. This has gone as far as some of the victims trying to copypaste the latter to The Urban Dictionary to try and override the existing descriptions.

- Lol I have this groupmate Olga, you know what she posted yesterday on Twitter?
- I don't have an acc there. What was it anyway.
- She flexed a "male tears" mug
- No way
- I know right? Shall we tell her?
- Lmao I'll pretty sure she'll figure out herself soon enough

by funde kudasai February 5, 2022

Man Tears

(noun) when men whine, bitch or otherwise complain; when men can't make up their minds to hit it, date it or leave it. Basically, when men aren't "men," when they become 1950's housewives. When any of these actions occur, MAN TEARS are produced. Some women find this to be a turn off. When Man Tears are produced, some women may bottle them up, refrigerate them, and throw 'em back like a shot. After that, "it's on to the next one."

male Coldplay fan. "I hooked up with this dude last night, and then found out he listened to Coldplay. Then he said he couldn't wait until I met his mom. I laughed and drank his Man Tears!"

by Paris Kiivett August 23, 2011

Phoenix tear

The little drop of pre cum you get on the tip or your member when a girl gets you going but doesnt finish you off.

I was in the back room getting a mean handy from Alex when someone almost walked in. Obviously she wasn't down to finish me off so when I went to go pee, I saw a phoenix tear on my tip.

by Cuntbear October 27, 2015

tearing it up at south

going to the heritage south playground in order to have fun. this phrase is normally used when everyones bored of just chilling in the driveway.

olivia and the fatshits are tearing it up at south.

thisss issssssss boringgggggg lets go tear it up at southhhhhhhhh.

by poopdick middle school August 14, 2008