tossing the salad

A sexual act often commited by dogs, rodents and celebrities as an inexpensive form of colon cleansing.

Hardtime Suzy: You better hurry up and finish, Paris!
Miss Hilton: Gosh, tossing the salad is hard work... *slurp*

by Wifey McBeatey June 2, 2007

tossing the caber

a scottish highlands sport whereby one has to throw an enormous tree trunk as far as possible

"blimey sean, is that 'harry the horse' tossing the caber?"
"nah, it's alec having a wank"

by theWestHamfan December 7, 2003

tossing salad

almost like a rim-job. It is having a male or female lick around the asshole.

Man yesterday I tossed this gurls salad and now I have a shit taste in my mouth!

by $a!ad F1nger$ April 12, 2005

tosswobbler

"Tossing a wobbler" is a well-known phrase for losing your temper. A tosswobbler is therefor a temper loser.

Jeez, what a tosswobbler! I only asked him to shift his fat arse!

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

Tossé

A word uttered usually when surprised, astounded, or unhappy about an idea. Also can be sang in dramatic tones.

Mark: Hey guys I'm really cool right?

Guy: No Mark, your not cool at all.

Mark: Tossé!!!

by Elly B August 28, 2013

tossed salad

eating ass.
licking someones asshole

I love to soss salad in prison. It keeps me safe.

by jim jones January 25, 2005

tosstesterone

An excess of the hormone tosstesterone
causes sufferers to:
1. act like tossers
and
2. test everyones patience.

Man, the way you're picking fights with everyone you meet
- you need a prostrate check,
I think you're suffering from excess tosstesterone.

by ex patriot August 21, 2007