Thomas Howson

1. Being clueless or lost
2. 56% grammatical score with spellcheck
3. Doing a Thomas as in self hair cut routines
4. Drinking excessively after a long day
5. The Thomas look being a Polo shirt and blazer combo
6. Receiving multiple anonymous calls
7. To own a Motorola
8. To leave a relationship after partner's loss of Grandmother

When brought into a war of wits - My name is Thomas I’m the best *you know*
…T-H-O-M-A-S

‘Thomas Howson is Thinking’

by biggychees December 5, 2021

dirty thomas

a guy who talks to you in french and tells you you're a model because hes too scared to say it

"J'ai appelé pour dire que tu es mannequin
i really hope you dont understand french"
that guy pulled a dirty thomas

by Larry4evermotherfuckers August 10, 2022

thomas inside of it

tommyinnit uwu owo twt sussy amogus dweamy gowgee sucky sucky uwu please help me

thomas inside of it is my crush

by OHGODPLEASEHELPME May 15, 2022

Thomas crue

Hot and should give jackson a big kiss

Thomas crue is soooooo hot

by FireSerpent8663 February 2, 2022

Devin Thomas

An absolutely bum. A Devin Thomas isn’t good at anything in particular. Just an average guy all around. A Devin Thomas is dog water in Madden. They usually are dick suckers to Baylor and the packers

Did you see what happened during the game? He through a gaming losing pick. Such a Devin Thomas

by Fun_guy101 February 28, 2023

John Thomas

Usually a large man that loves bojangles, working with children, and Saying phrases like “Hey Buddy”

“Hey did you see that guy he looks like a John Thomas”

by Backdoor Bill September 14, 2018

Isiah Thomas

Best player in all of NBA Jam. Enough said. Also kicks total ass in Halo and Halo 2. Isiah Thomas is a living God. For real.

Isiah Thomas...FOR THREE! (makes it every time)

by E-Ram February 28, 2005