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Pulling a Thomas

When a person poisons their body (typically with a spiced banana or some other vomit inducing compound) in order to avoid an event.
Fuck my chem test tomorrow, I'm Pulling a Thomas.
by Skouch March 28, 2018
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Dujuan Thomas

The No. 1 Celebrity Interviewer of Kentucky.
Look there goes Dujuan Thomas, we should ask him for an autograph!
by French Toast Money March 31, 2020
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Thomas Jefferson

any white guy who hooks up with/privately dates black girls but won't commit to them, even though he has previously committed to white girls in the past and will most likely be dating a white girl in the future

he usually eventually says something to the effect of "i've never made out with a black girl before", or "you're the prettiest black girl i've ever seen"
Fitz is married to Mellie, but has a secret relationship with Olivia Pope. Fitz was a Thomas Jefferson until he was willing to tell the world that he is in love with Olivia.

Mitch has hooked up with black girls in the past, but has only dated white girls. Mitch is a Thomas Jefferson.

Jack and Jasmine met at a party. After getting drunk, they made out. Jack revealed to Jasmine that he had never made out with a black girl before. The next day, Jasmine looked up Jack on Facebook and discovered that he was in a relationship with a white girl named Rachel. Jack is a Thomas Jefferson.

Connor and I were seeing each other. He never wanted to call it dating; he said he wasn't ready to be in a relationship. After things fizzled out between us, I found out he was officially dating a girl named Becky. I had thought Connor wasn't ready for a commitment, but realized he had been a Thomas Jefferson all along.
by yunghag February 2, 2016
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lucas thomas

A kid that loves butt fucking his friends and lives in a wheelchair but can still camp with his scout leader and sucking his dick and loves lying about being in a wheelchair
by Goatfuckingmonkey January 27, 2016
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thomas inside of it

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by OHGODPLEASEHELPME May 15, 2022
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John Thomas

Usually a large man that loves bojangles, working with children, and Saying phrases like “Hey Buddy
“Hey did you see that guy he looks like a John Thomas”
by Backdoor Bill September 14, 2018
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Isiah Thomas

Best player in all of NBA Jam. Enough said. Also kicks total ass in Halo and Halo 2. Isiah Thomas is a living God. For real.
Isiah Thomas...FOR THREE! (makes it every time)
by E-Ram February 28, 2005
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