When your girlfriend is sleeping soundly next to here and all of a sudden you jizz all through her hair without her realising.
She'll wake up the next day and freak out.
She'll wake up the next day and freak out.
"yeah, totally gave Catherine the midnight surprise last night"
"Maaate, I midnight surprised her while she was reading the Kite Runner, total bad move on my part"
"Maaate, I midnight surprised her while she was reading the Kite Runner, total bad move on my part"
by Jackbot February 17, 2009
Get the Midnight Surprise mug.1. When a transitional year intern inappropriately transfers a patient out of the ICU, usually late in the day and when the MOD is busiest
2. When a romantic date takes an unexpected turn for the worst...OR opens new doors (and possibly an orifice) previously unimagined.
Neologised on the pink shack on Moanalua ridge.
2. When a romantic date takes an unexpected turn for the worst...OR opens new doors (and possibly an orifice) previously unimagined.
Neologised on the pink shack on Moanalua ridge.
1. That bloody intern dropped a tranny surprise on me and I have 4 consults pending in the ER
2. The turtle neck and inguinal bulge should have prepared me for the tranny surprise that I experienced after taking Judy home for a hookup and post-coital chocolate chapman
2. The turtle neck and inguinal bulge should have prepared me for the tranny surprise that I experienced after taking Judy home for a hookup and post-coital chocolate chapman
by McSlagam August 6, 2011
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when you're getting a girl in the butt and then out of no where you make you're hands look like antlers and yell "MOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and when she looks back at you, you punch her square in the face and run out of the room as fast as possible.
by zakisonfiire April 18, 2009
Get the Bull Winkle Surprise mug.When a girl lays on her back and then bends her legs to where her knees are on either side of her head and precedes to have her male companion have sex with her. Upon the male finishing as the females face is looking upwards she receives a "surprise ending".
by Jashlizzlee August 5, 2008
Get the Surprise Ending mug.An act of hatred in which the victim has a plastic Play-Doh cookie cutter template Zap-a-Gapped (similar to super glue, but stronger) to his/her anus. The desired effect should be something along the lines of star shaped logs.
To their bewilderment, Pam had fainted in the bathroom and was lying on the ground motionless. The cause of her accident could be found in the toilet bowl: several flower shaped specimens of fecal matter. Pam had stolen Danny's lunch money earlier that day any Danny wanted to get even with her. To make a long story short, Pam was on the receiving end of a historical Play-Doh Surprise.
by Norton ScanPro December 7, 2006
Get the Play-Doh Surprise mug.1.To strike with wonder or amazement especially because unexpected
2. To spread ones cheeks to present ones anus to unspected on lookers.
2. To spread ones cheeks to present ones anus to unspected on lookers.
by Evan February 9, 2004
Get the Surprise mug.A girl puts a bananna in her pussy(cut in half) and smothers her pussy in chocolate syrup, then you eat her out and while eating the bananna.(you can also do this with strawbery syrup)
I heard darius tried to give his girlfriend a chocolate surprise but he said it tasted more like fish then bananna
My girl was screaming bloody murder last night when i was giving her a chocolate surprise
My girl was screaming bloody murder last night when i was giving her a chocolate surprise
by Andrew Kimball December 7, 2007
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