Shreking

When you take a liquidy dump and the toilet water resembles swamp water.

I can't stop shreking from those tacos I ate last night.

by TheBetch June 29, 2021

shrek

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Person A: “Sheesh, we got Shrek.”
Person B: “Haha, yeah..”
You: “Ha- wait me?”

by Joe F. Momma July 9, 2021

Shreking

When your cat decides to spread his legs to clean himself like puss n boots on the movie shrek

I woke up this morning to my cat shreking at the foot of my bed..

by Hb76 July 25, 2021

Shrek

The movie of gods.

Shrek is our lord and savior.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 3, 2021

Shreknorant

An uneducated individual who believes Shrek 1 was better than Shrek 2.

Person 1: Man, the first Shrek was fire. The plot was amazing.

Person 2: Bro, Puss in Boots was a game changer. Quit being shreknorant

by Wazzgood69 August 3, 2021

Shrek and Donkaay

Shrek Is my Bae. He is my secret Senpai. I would do the sussy with shrek. If you dont like shrek then get out of my swamp you cerebal pulsy retard bastard, DoOooonkay.

PS Onions have layers fucktard.

s halom

Shrek is sexy and god. Donkaay is wery nice. WafflesShrek and Donkaay

by sdik evol I October 28, 2021

Shrek

Daddy...I mean daddy...I mean Shrek is a green ogre who is a internet celebrity and steals all the men and ladies, already having multiple of lovers and spouses. When you see him, you'll realize he put Moto Moto to shame. It's important not to stare at him for too long or you'll fall for him next...

Him: *sees Shrek walk into the diner while on a date* Oh no...
Her: *Stares at the green big daddy with lustful eyes*

by MysteryScheme November 5, 2021