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Cock Smore

Created by Jeffrey Dahmer in Milwaukee, WI while he was working at the chocolate factory.... Sliced up cock.. Ambrosia chocolate.. graham crackers.. The term was recently made popular in the Milwaukee area by the CSC (Cocksmore Crew). The term cocksmore is used by the CSC to define ignorant people!
Cock smore: Man my ex husband is a flippin cocksmore!!!!!
by Mz. Deva VP CSC July 19, 2009
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Golf Score

The most fudged, inaccurate, yet, flaunted number given by majority of golfers. Hit half of your drives into the woods? Mulligan. Second shot hit behind a tree? Move it. Flubbed a chip? Shhh, nobody saw it. Adding up your score at the end of the day? Nobody remembers that triple bogie I got on the second hole, lets just say I parred it.
Charlie: So how'd you finish today?

Andy: Shot great, only 2 over par. How bout yourself?

Charlie: Great round, great round. Actually shot 2 under today. Can't wait to celebrate tonight and tell my wife---possibly get some victory sex.

Andy: Really? That's pretty impressive considering you took 11 strokes on the last hole. I counted.

Charlie: Well, I didn't count my drive that went into the water, the 4 shots that I nailed into tree branches, the 3 sand shots, and one of the putts.

Andy: You forgot to mention you pulled the ball out of the sand with your hand and threw it onto the green, 3 inches from the pin.

Charlie: Yeah, well that's probably where my 4th sand shot would've gone.

Andy: Fair enough.

Charlie: Yeah, overall, I'm pretty happy with my golf score. Two under isn't bad.
by Charlie Daniels September 30, 2012
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The Smore

When a girl is sucking your dick on her knees you jizz on the palm of your hand, then you rub your hands together and smack her with both jizz-filled hands at the same time to spread cum all over her face.
After I gave the girl the smore she had no idea what was going on.
by JoeVirus November 16, 2006
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Shore Rape

Term used when your Facebook news feed gets raped with statuses about Jersey Shore, usually between the times of 9:30 to 11:30
Man, what is up with all this shore rape!?
by RiRiRiotZzz August 6, 2011
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shore

A common word used by James Charles made by his friends Louis and Trevor. It's basically the word "sure."
"Dude that food looks sooooo good." (sarcastically)

James:"shore" (rolls eyes)
by UhmChile... November 12, 2020
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making smores

when you shit on a graham cracker right before your buddy jerks a load of awesome sauce onto the poopie.
John and I had a great time at the movie and before you know it we were at his apartment making smores!
by Chip Winter July 23, 2014
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gulf shores cream pie

When you eat a girl out after you dumped your load inside of her.
by cornbread5000 April 19, 2014
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