spoon-trap bastard

a.) the IDIOT who has a habit of leaving a spoon and/or concave utensils directly under the faucet in a sink so that water splashes on you when you turn it on

b.) someone who constantly tells jokes that he/she thinks are funny, but they aren't. Nope, instead their words are like trying to feed a baby with an empty spoon. Thats deep. I know.

Tim: "You DID IT AGAIN!!!!
Travis: "Did what?"
Tim: "You left the ice-cream scoop right under the faucet again!!"
Travis: "So...."
Tim: "I got water all over my shirt and the floor
you spoon-trap bastard!"

Tatianna: "Ugggggh Travis' stupid jokes are so awk when he's around all my friends"
Tim: "(mutters under breath) lil spoon-trap bastard"

by Dudewiththescoop April 21, 2010

spoonism

When two person orders the same thing and only one person gets a spoon

E.g Two friends orders a yoghurt and only one person get given a special spoon and the other dont. We call that spoonism, similar terms like racism, sexism.

by Spoonstarrrr December 22, 2013

spookdaddy

A derogatory term used to describe the fathers of spooks.

That spookdaddy doesn't take care of his children.

by Jojwjwjejej December 22, 2013

spoons in the hood

When your driving in a car and throw a spoon at a African American in the "hood" and call them a nigger. If you miss you have to pick up the spokn

Hey wana play spoons in the hood

by Mr.McBlackman August 18, 2016

Spoopyied

To die idiotically.

My Cow just spoopyied from eating too much fucking cheese!

by SpoopyTheCow May 12, 2016

Spoonasm

The art of spooning between a man and a woman which ends up in sex and orgasmic climaxes all round.

Gareth cuddled into Sylvia in a spooning fashion and soon penetration followed ending in a good old spoonasm.

by Road Trip Tailback June 15, 2017

spoodermin

The hero our world not deserves, but the one it needs.

Spoodermin, Spoodermin, does whatever a Spooder cin, swungs a web, any syze, I can't, rememeber the rest, look out, hear cumz, Da Spoodermiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin.

by Thepopeofjim November 29, 2017