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Spit it

Phrase normally yelled at platonic couples by obnoxious friends, followed by the most disgusting spitting sound you can possibly make.

Short for spitting your game.
John: "hey Sally!"

Sally: "hey John! how's it going? "

Obnoxious friends: "SPIT IT!!!!!"
by SBecial October 7, 2012
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Shmear spit needle of discharge

Very similar to the blumpkin dip tower of doom, the Shmear spit tower of discharge has some minor changes:

Two women and one man in a port-o-potty,

One female sits on toilet and shits while the man eats her box,

The other female stands behind the man and quad finger bangs his poophole,

Both females then hack phlegm (the thick mucus secreted in the respiratory passages and discharged through the mouth) onto the male participants back.
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both females hold one hand as high as they can to emulate the Space Needle.

When both females are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the boy laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Elaine: "Yo that sloppy boy is laying fetal in the grass! Let's go draw on him!!"
Leigh: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's Shmear spit needle of discharge the shit out of him"

Elaine: "You always come up with the best ideas, I'll meet you in there, gotta grab the finger lube."
by spitneedle August 19, 2012
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i spit mad game

baller, boss, crumpin, Nam, Spat mad game, swag, not swog
I spit mad game in Nam while crumpin with swag, bro.
by Vietnam April 22, 2012
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spitting genius

the act of speaking extremely intelligent or genius-like words or phrases.

saying something a genius would say
"you are spitting genius right now." i told the man as he explained his theory of the universe to me
by Miss Lil March 14, 2011
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Dick Spit

I act of using spit as a lube to masterbait with
I didn't have any lube so I pull a Dick Spit
by Gotten a chance to look November 8, 2018
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Texas Spit Can aka ye olde magic johnson

When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang
Me and Alesha are gonna try the Texas spit can aka ye olde magic Johnson
by Dick longington June 20, 2018
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Spit Doodle

After taking a load of semen into the mouth, you dribble onto the belly of your partner in the form of a doodle of your choice.
Last night I totally spit doodled my boy friend!
by STEALTHY GEMINI July 15, 2018
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