Edmonton Soiler

A Canadian Sex Act involving excessive all night drinking coupled with random drug use, loss of motor functions, faded dim memories, The replacements, sloppy blacked out unprotected sex with half cut sexy-ist swine and an apology note explaining the missing liquor/cheese and/or urine stained mattress in the morning. Also known as getting City Street'd by locals.

Calgarian How I Met Your Mother Fan: "Yo bro, someone i finally found a definition for the Edmonton Soiler. What lugsers, eh."
Douchebagel: "Bout damn time. UP YERS EDMONTON."

OR

Broad: "A damn someone just left one hell of a Edmonton Soiler for me to clean up."

by Chez Fonzerelli February 27, 2011

Chesire Cat Smile

The sex act where two or more individuals take a piece of fruit (preferably a cucumber) and stick it up their partner's anal area multiple times. "Chesire Cat Smilers" are of those who perform this act. It is common knowledge that chesire cat smilers also eat the fruit afterwards no matter how dirty or grotesque it has become during their sexual routine.

Person A opening person B's legs while laying on the floor and jabbing the cucumber into their anal area while they perform the Chesire Cat Smile.

A: Fancy doing a Chesire Cat Smile with me honey?
B: Sure why not!? It's been long since we became Chesire Cat Smilers for the night. Go on, in you get cuccy (slang for cucumber).

by Look_whos_boss March 22, 2011

Smile

To arose a woman without talking to her. Silent seduction.

"Yo ma nigg, you wanna hit up the mall tonight?"
"Hell yeah, bro, let's go smile!"

by Jimmy Tapper January 6, 2009

Aim attack (smiley attack)

When one or more people instant message someone, and bombard them with a frenzy of smiley faces.

Happydudezzz (1:54:29 PM): hello
so yea im ryan (1:54:18 PM): hey
Happydudezzz (1:54:36 PM): (large sum of smileys)
so yea im ryan (1:54:27 PM): wtf
Happydudezzz (1:54:43 PM): (more smileys)
Happydudezzz (1:54:47 PM): (even more smileys)
Happydudezzz (1:54:50 PM): (yes...more smileys)
so yea im ryan (1:54:38 PM): what the fuck is all this emotions
Happydudezzz (1:54:59 PM): (a flurry of smileys)
so yea im ryan (1:54:49 PM): ahhhhh.

Aim attack (smiley attack)

by monroe perry December 5, 2007

Joker's smile

The result of putting a knife in someone's mouth and then slicing both of the victim's cheeks so that he'll look like the Joker(Batman's arch-nemesis), thus putting a permanent clown's smile on his face.

The Joker himself is known for doing this to his victims in the movie The Dark Knight.

If you dont stop laughing at your own stupid jokes, I'm gonna give you a Joker's smile bitch!

by Terminus_Est September 30, 2008

goofy smile

silly or ridiculous smile with teeth sticking out.

children were making funny noises with goofy smiles on their faces.

by logophile.yza October 8, 2015

wistful wishful smile reposite

An insincere, sad attempt at smiling

An incredulous expression is less wistful than a wasted wistful wishful smile reposite.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010