by fairyfloss101 December 30, 2014
Get the scooter mug.two male lovers who explore the unknown regions of each others anus with there wangs......also known as bufu buddies..
yo that kid from florida and raven are poop-shoot pirates, i saw them doing the nasty behind a tree during my lunch break.
by friend of friends March 23, 2003
Get the poop-shoot pirates mug.When you screw yourself by saying something intended for amusement, and then realized you just completely made a fool of yourself or said something that would get yourself in trouble. This is also know as "shooting yourself in the foot" or just a "self shoot"
friend: "hey parker, my mom is in the hospital with a severe case of meningitis but i still think she will be okay."
parker: "Let me know when she dies *laugh*"
Student: "....ah....i'm not kidding"
parker: oh. (wide eyes. nothing to say. realizing he just did a self shoot)
parker: "Let me know when she dies *laugh*"
Student: "....ah....i'm not kidding"
parker: oh. (wide eyes. nothing to say. realizing he just did a self shoot)
by The Yankee Fan September 29, 2009
Get the Self Shoot mug.Meaning "to masturbate", it is derived from the following joke.
An owner of a bakery was an avid cake-baker , but her three children never failed to steal and eat the cake before it could be used for its intended purpose (To be sold. Duh). The woman decided to find out who was eating these cakes. She included a few tablespoons of metal BBs (the kind that go in Airsoft guns) into the cake batter.
Later that day, the baker was approached by her (very freaked) daughter. "Mom, mom, I went to the bathroom and I pissed out BBs!"
And so the mother beat her daughter.
A few hours later, her second daughter ran up to her and repeated the exact same thing as the first daughter.
And so the mother beat her daughter.
After dinner, her son ran up to her and said, "Mom, mom, I was down in the basement jacking off, and I shot the cat!"
An owner of a bakery was an avid cake-baker , but her three children never failed to steal and eat the cake before it could be used for its intended purpose (To be sold. Duh). The woman decided to find out who was eating these cakes. She included a few tablespoons of metal BBs (the kind that go in Airsoft guns) into the cake batter.
Later that day, the baker was approached by her (very freaked) daughter. "Mom, mom, I went to the bathroom and I pissed out BBs!"
And so the mother beat her daughter.
A few hours later, her second daughter ran up to her and repeated the exact same thing as the first daughter.
And so the mother beat her daughter.
After dinner, her son ran up to her and said, "Mom, mom, I was down in the basement jacking off, and I shot the cat!"
by Dragonfiregamer January 6, 2010
Get the Go Shoot a Cat mug.by sammix August 23, 2008
Get the POOP SHOOT PIRATE mug.A true test of endurance. super skeet shoot suckoff requires contestants to skeet on as many random objects as they can over the course of an evening.
by leemoney January 12, 2008
Get the super skeet shoot suckoff mug.Another saying for ejaculation. Also can be used for any liquid being shot that can be measured in millimeters.
by vetoz July 10, 2005
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