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Box slapper

An insecure person whose whole personality is there pathetic job
Man that new guy is always looking for validation about how good he is at sorting screws. What a stupid box slapper!
by Sausagewallet69 April 12, 2022
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Salmon Slapper

The sound two lesbians make during the scissoring position as their vagina lips clap together in a slapping motion
You see that girl over there

She use to be a Salmon Slapper before she went on Solids
by GlonkySalmon June 6, 2022
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toilet slapper

When you take a big shit and the poop makes a distinct slapping sound on the back of the toilet bowl.
Man I just took a huge shit and it was such a toilet slapper it echoed in the stall!
by Jkrider4x4 March 14, 2023
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Dick slapping totem pole

When your poop reaches the bottom of the toilet and standing on its own and then proceeds to fall forward slapping the back of your penis.
The brown stains are not skid marks. Those marks are obviously from a dick slapping totem pole!
by Hardwoodnhammr July 29, 2023
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The Day of Ass-Slapping

It is a legendary way, where all humans gather to celebrate slapping of ass. On November 13th, a Friday, each human being is to slap the ass of at least one person.
Mac: "Yo! It's The Day of Ass-Slapping!"
Dead: "Really?!"
Mac: "Hell yeah, c'mere boy."
by Dr_Machintosh November 5, 2020
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Weirdo Jacksonville Slapper

The Weirdo Jacksonville Slapper is a carefully timed maneuver. The W.J.S must be performed immediately after receiving a tattoo of a partners name. While the tattoo is fresh and still an open wound, the man who's name has been tattooed ejaculates on the woman's fresh tattoo. Immediately following the ejaculation the man will apply a firm slap to the tattoo in order to properly set the ink and claim his rightful territory.

Best performed on a first date! That is how the maneuver originated!
The W.J.S is the 8th deadly sin!
I just performed a Weirdo Jacksonville Slapper with my Old lady!
by Weirdo_Biker May 22, 2023
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