Simon Cowell

Ugly fucking cunt I hate more than myself

PEOPLE I DONT REALLY LIKE
YOU
MYSELF
SIMON FUCKING COWELL
I REALLY SIMON COWELL
THE TWA-

by CLEOELI December 6, 2021

Simoney

Simoney :
The most amazing person you'll ever meet .

Very kind and easy to get along with

Don't take her for a joke . Even with her kickass personality .

Don't lose her impossible to find *a Simoney*

Person 1 : hey is that simoney
Person 2 : yeah, it is wow i cant believe im lucky enough to be in her presence
Person 1 : she's really cool

by Simonay <3 January 12, 2022

Simon stanley

absolute mega dilf. 15 mega inch big dick daddy.

we all live in fear of the simon stanley's of the world.

by FishyNamedBillyBOIII January 25, 2022

Simon

Simon has a gigantic massive horse cock. Who is unbelievably good in bed. Like RELLEY! GOOD!!!.

Girl 1." Girllll how is he so good in bed".
Girl 2." It's SIMON He is always THAT good!".

by Just... January 25, 2022

Simonkalivodasfavwife

The best fear street editor because I’m so cool 😍🤞

Hey do you follow simonkalivodasfavwife on TikTok?

I AM Simonkalivodasfavwife on TikTok

by lickle.a.dickle January 27, 2022

Simon

he can be nice one minute, and the next he’s in your face trying to fight you

person 1: yeah simon’s really nice
person 2: no he ain’t. he punched me in my balls yesterday

by spongebob_holes February 6, 2022

Simon's Ankles

The weakest set of ankles in known existence. Collapse instantly under the slightest strain or duress. Unable to support a fully grown human being any more than 2 poorly constructed souffles

Did you see that man in-explicitly collapse upon himself? He must have "Simon's Ankles"!

by BoxerBoyBronson December 16, 2021