piece of shit

a person who is very abusive towards other people or animals.

That guy over there is always insulting people. He is a piece of shit!

by funny fellas January 13, 2014

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Get the piece of shitmug.

coke shit

The need to deficate when you have your first line of coke.

Jesus, thats strong beak, im off for a coke shit.

by stu robinson April 5, 2007

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Get the coke shitmug.

ate shit

to fall with a lot of force

Dude after I ran into the door, I ate shit so bad.

by Nicole February 18, 2004

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Get the ate shitmug.

After you take a deuce and don't wipe you ass properly you have a tendency to create shit crust. This is most noticed when excersizing, you have a burning sensation in the poo hole region. Also caused by having wet farts due to spicy foods.

Dude, I can't keep up this shit crust has lit my ass hole on fire.

by Spence L Is a D-bag June 17, 2006

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Get the shit crustmug.

Shit Cannon

While trying to poop, pushing and straining. The turd gives way and litteraly fires into the bowl and lets loose the "dammed" crap that was pressurizing the "cannon ball" and splashing the bowl water all onto the butthole.

Sorry about this morning babe, I didn't realize i had a shit cannon building up.

"...and once that cork let loose, (flatulant sounds)! Shitjust kept coming! Like I broke the shit dam and shit went all over the seat! It was sick!"
"why are you telling me about your Shit Cannon during our lunch break?"
"'cause the soup your eating looks like what I left for the Mrs. to clean up.".

by Li Spatch June 12, 2010

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