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I’m the definition of shirt”
by Isaiah Lopez October 4, 2022
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Slobbing Around Shirt

A,
A shirt which has aged a bit, but still fits and acceptable to wear when lounging around the house, etc.

B,
A ridulously oversized shirt given to you by some asshole family member (who is probably too much of a retard to look at the size label first) for the purpose of 'slobbing around in'
A,
'Hey, that's a cool shirt
'Thanks, I've had it ages, more of a slobbing around shirt to be honest

B,
'Ahh nice shir..oh..ermm... why's this shirt XXL exactly?'
'Ahh, its more of a slobbing around shirt, really'
'What's the point in that? couldn't you just be realistic and get one my size?'
'No I couldn't, we got it for free anyway, so like it or I'll kick your head in.'
by llihp notwen August 31, 2019
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No Shirt Month

October is National no shirt month because the weather is still a little warm, and not too cold so you should keep your shirt off while it lasts!
Guy: come on just take it off!
Girl: but why?
Guy: because it’s October! National no shirt month!
by Joe Mamma’s a hoe October 25, 2019
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Tuck in my shirt

Quickly tugging your penis to make it semi-erect/chub up usually right before someone sees it.
Person 1: I'm a grower so I had to tuck in my shirt before walking past the pool in my sweatpants.
Person 2: You tuck in too? I do that at the gym!
by anonymous October 23, 2020
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to nirvana-shirt

To ask a niche question about a specific topic in a condescending or exclusionary manner with the intent of testing a person’s knowledge on a subject of interest
She asked me about what I thought about the shrink-wrapping problem when I told her I liked dinosaurs, she was totally trying to nirvana-shirt me!
by pijay July 23, 2025
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shirt gap

the rancid gap between a mans gut and his waist
when you try to have a conversation with a dude but you keep getting distracted by his rancid shirt gap.
by itsposthuman June 19, 2017
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Tight Shirt

"He wears tight shirts" is slang used to subtly describe a guy who likes guys. Someone who wears a tight shirt could also like women, but the important thing is that he kisses dudes.

This phrase was first used to describe superheroes from Marvel Cinema, as the male superheroes who wore very tight shirts often liked men.
Sarah: Oh, that guy's cute! Is he single?
Sam: I wouldn't flirt with him if I were you, i think he wears tight shirts.
by tenrose April 17, 2021
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