semigressive

adj. ALMOST progressive.

KoRn's Career has gotten semigressively, that is, ALMOST progressively worse since the beginning. If it weren't for Follow the Leader and Issues, it would have been a downward slope.

by the banana September 26, 2004

seminiferous

Function: adjective

Producing or bearing seed or semen.

Bill Clinton was one of the more seminiferous presidents to have graced the oval office by splattering over her mouth, her face, and her dress.

by vosbert November 23, 2007

semicest

A relationship started with someone thought to be a sibling, but who turns out not to be

"-He's got a girlfirend who they all thought was a sister as she's the daughter of the woman who had an affair with their father, but it turned out shes not"
"- thats semicest man"

by Alvinchipa September 3, 2009

semistache

half a mustache.

Don't wear a semistache. It doesn't suit you.

by uttam maharjan August 6, 2010

semidup

get a semi

god im semidup

by tony ear waker March 5, 2011

semisexualist

The semisexualists are a group of males who have refused to become fully sexual. Not to be confused with celebates or assexuals, the semisexualists do have sex but in limited forms. For example, the semisexualists may commit to sniffing a buttock but will not lick one. Likewise a semisexualist will expose one portion of the scrotum only.

As a semisexualist he refused to say the word "screw."

by Semisexualists July 16, 2011

Semirection

When the phallus is in that often uncomfortable state of half-formed erection. Usually softens if the possesser requires it to be hard, and vice versa if he is in an uncomfortable situation for an erection.

Wearing tight jeans, Bob sucks in his stomach in the hopes that his semirection retreats into placcid-hood.

by whereareyougoingwithmycookie? February 11, 2013