Semsicle

A popsicle made entirely of the male sex juice, semen. Semen is introduced, frozen, and then presented as an unsavory treat for the most unclean.

Jenn 's mouth and face look a bit dry. Give here one of my homemade semsicles.

by Topmen and topmen inc June 5, 2017

sembian

Sexy hunk of a man

He's an absolute Sembian

by Definer53 June 12, 2017

semen thief

A women who apparently takes birth control but miraculously gets pregnant. She's been known to poke holes in condoms and will guilt you into marrying her. 18 years later you're not the father!

"Why would you stay with her man she's a total semen thief?"

by Semen thief October 8, 2017

Semen Shake

This occurs when you are jerking off. When you are about to cum, move your hand infront of your tip in the high five position, then shoot your cum shot at your hand, creating a handshake between your cum and hand.

Last night I used the semen Shake technique, and it was magical.

by Semen demen October 29, 2017

Semenstrating

When something is very frustrating

This Roblox obby is so Semenstrating

by charik November 20, 2017

Semen Preservation

Semen preservation is the theory that by not ejaculating you are preserving your "essence" of which makes you a man. It makes you charismatic-ly magnetic to women, while those with the "cavemen mentality" think that the point of sex and life is to bust a nut. In reality, you hold your semen in and the sex will keep on flowing. The thinking is that semen separates men from women, so when you get rid of it you lose that masculinity. The claim is that women can sense this.

Frat Bro: "Semen Preservation is the only thing making you a man, so when you bust a nut you are saying 'I don't want to be a man!' I had sex 14 times in one day and didn't bust a nut once!"

by kiki_____ May 16, 2018

semibisimilar

Ligma balls lmao

“Bro I have ligma”
“I guess it be like that sometimes”
“Semibisimilar”
“E”

by OggaBooga1234 August 23, 2018