One who Acts selfishly only doing what benefits them and will do anything to make a quick regardless if it makes people suffer or whom they run over. Who's loyalty & faithfulness is for sale. Is often known as a scrooge or Grinch and is a trait of the parsimonious.
That self seeker only knows me when he needs something and last time I asked him for help it costed me half my paycheck.
by Yaunti December 16, 2018
Get the self seekermug. The quickest way to pull off a self-assification? Making an ass of yourself. Faking a massive bowel movement.
"After being asked to clean the yard, I did some self - assification by telling them I had explosive diarrhea."
"I had to work my self - assification to get out of cleaning the toilet yesterday"
"After being asked to clean the yard, I did some self - assification by telling them I had explosive diarrhea."
"I had to work my self - assification to get out of cleaning the toilet yesterday"
by tomgreene March 4, 2010
Get the Self - Assificationmug. Self spankery is the act of a lonely fuck boy that lacks a following of "hoes" and has to spank himself in light of not getting booty
Guy1: Have you heard Chris is experimenting with self spankery?
Guy2: I'm not surprised, we should have seen this coming.
Guy2: I'm not surprised, we should have seen this coming.
by FlaccidPeelz March 4, 2016
Get the self spankerymug. by timscookie February 3, 2010
Get the self brutalationmug. the feeling of satisfaction when you've updated your status on a social media network.
to self-statusfy: the posting of status updates about yourself on any social media network.
also: self-statusfied, self-statusfaction
to self-statusfy: the posting of status updates about yourself on any social media network.
also: self-statusfied, self-statusfaction
"Mmmm, I just updated my FB profile with my entire agenda for the day and I feel great! Posting details about my life is very self-statusfying."
by efamilyusa February 4, 2010
Get the Self-Statusfyingmug. The ability for a nation or people to decide their own sovereign status. This ability is granted to nations only when the United States determines that it has nothing to gain or too much to lose by invading and/or instilling a coup. Subject to change at any time.
Did you see the thing about Australia?
Yeah, yeah. It's such a shame when a country gets its self determination revoked.
Crazy, isn't it? And not even a month after they found that massive oil deposit.
Yeah, yeah. It's such a shame when a country gets its self determination revoked.
Crazy, isn't it? And not even a month after they found that massive oil deposit.
by not a badger May 20, 2018
Get the Self determinationmug. The act of committing an error or penalty in life or in a sporting event so as to harm one’s own advancement in said event ie P.D.
You fumble your own ball on your one yard line thus giving the opposing team the opportunity to win through self-penalation
by Padre David January 23, 2022
Get the Self-penalationmug.