stiffy

uncontrollable erection whilst on a bus

I couldn't disembark at the Heathway because of my ginormous stiffy

by theWestHamfan October 19, 2003

Womb sniffer

based individual who values babies lives over women spreading their legs

he is a womb sniffer

by #betterthanrose c; June 29, 2022

sniff sniff

refers to powder cocaine only, not crack

"Do you know where to get any sniff sniff?"

by KSU Grad December 2, 2007

stiffwich

a person with no sense of humor; businesslike, determined, serious-minded; severe, stern; grim

yeah...grimmy von stiffwich over there is buzzkilling my evening.

...the stiffwiches up in accounting want cover sheets on all of the TPS reports.

by Lynn January 23, 2004

stiffer than a honeymoon dick

Something that is very sturdy, extremely solid.

After installing some conduit and supporting it: " Now Matt , I'm gonna tell you what,that right there is stiffer than a honeymoon dick!"

by Raider Matt May 13, 2017

Dicky Stiffy

Dicky Stiffy is the best way to tell your partner you love her. And it works as a defence technique.

Hot babe: *texting on phone*
Cool guy: Hey girl my DICKY STIFFY UH
Hot babe: *gets married*

by Eatthatpusst445 May 7, 2018

siffical

To appear overly intelligent through the use of unusually long winded and scientific words. A siffical person may be also called a "siffic".

Jeeves: "According to the exoglylocal society of infinitive law, I hearby deem you to be of a rather curious disposition!"
Sara:"Bro, you're way too siffical."

by plate August 23, 2005