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Sperm spit sack

Very ugly, thinks they're mature for their age, is a man, denies being a femboy, moms dead, usually owns a meme page or memes are trash, reuses the same memes daily, very ugly, has a 1000+ followers but gets 80 likes, ex-girlfriend says the nword (isn't black), uses sad qoutes un-ironically, a catfish, fucks their car, has bad music taste, either nasty hair or is bald (probably has lice) no wrists, car smells like pine trees, asks for hugs on your birthday, ugly is contagious, claims to be very depressed, posts the same picture on their feed, is either rewlly fat or too scrawny, disables comments and untagged themselves from posts, probably homophobic but is in the closet, very ugly
Sam/jason/john/jim: ok alicia/estrella

Alicia/estrella: okay sperm spit sack
by anonymous October 7, 2020
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Spit

Something someone does to someone when you find them utterly annoying.
Guy 1: *spits at friend*
Guy 2: *quickly catches and swallows spit*
Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK
by SkskskkskskskksskksKING October 8, 2020
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cough and spit

If enough people cough and spit about this, things might change.
by anonymous October 10, 2020
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Spit it

Phrase normally yelled at platonic couples by obnoxious friends, followed by the most disgusting spitting sound you can possibly make.

Short for spitting your game.
John: "hey Sally!"

Sally: "hey John! how's it going? "

Obnoxious friends: "SPIT IT!!!!!"
by SBecial October 7, 2012
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Shmear spit needle of discharge

Very similar to the blumpkin dip tower of doom, the Shmear spit tower of discharge has some minor changes:

Two women and one man in a port-o-potty,

One female sits on toilet and shits while the man eats her box,

The other female stands behind the man and quad finger bangs his poophole,

Both females then hack phlegm (the thick mucus secreted in the respiratory passages and discharged through the mouth) onto the male participants back.
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both females hold one hand as high as they can to emulate the Space Needle.

When both females are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the boy laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Elaine: "Yo that sloppy boy is laying fetal in the grass! Let's go draw on him!!"
Leigh: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's Shmear spit needle of discharge the shit out of him"

Elaine: "You always come up with the best ideas, I'll meet you in there, gotta grab the finger lube."
by spitneedle August 19, 2012
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i spit mad game

baller, boss, crumpin, Nam, Spat mad game, swag, not swog
I spit mad game in Nam while crumpin with swag, bro.
by Vietnam April 22, 2012
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spitting genius

the act of speaking extremely intelligent or genius-like words or phrases.

saying something a genius would say
"you are spitting genius right now." i told the man as he explained his theory of the universe to me
by Miss Lil March 14, 2011
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