Sleep Crapnea

When you fart in your sleep and wake yourself up choking on it.

I can’t get a good night’s rest after spicy food. The heartburn sucks but the sleep crapnea is the worst. It keeps everyone in the house awake!

by Babyashes August 1, 2019

Sleep Revelation

That one, bittersweet moment of intense fatigue due to an unhealthy lack of sleep, where you suddenly know EVERYTHING. You literally become the harbinger of infinite knowledge for a few moments before crashing out into a deep sleep, only to forget everything upon waking up.

*Person 1's bloodshot, baggy eyes widen in absolute awe.*
Person 2: Uh...
Person 1: Shut up! I've finally come to a realization, all the questions people have had that couldn't be answered, I know EVERYTHING, man, YOU MIGHT AS WELL SEND FOR THE POLICE!!!
Person 2: Wha--...
Person 1: SHUT UP!!! What comes after death? What's out there in space or the ocean? What happens when we use our brains to their full potential? What's the meaning of life? WELL I'LL TELL YOU! I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHIN--...
*Person 1 crashes into his pillow, experiencing the total nirvana that is the sleep revelation.*

by A Choking Melon May 11, 2013

sleeping cold

To be dead

-What if Luke tells the cops about us?
-I wouldn't worry about that, I've made some arrangements, so he'll be sleeping cold tonight

by tropenatt January 18, 2017

Sleep drunk

1. Someone who has reached the point of being so tired that they appear intoxicated.

Dang, she acted so crazy late last night laughing and singing for no reason, she must have been sleep drunk.

by Lukeemulous June 27, 2020

sleeping pretzel

When you wake up to find your other half asleep in a pretzel like position. Usually feet and legs will locked in a twisted position raised above the bed.

I caught you in the sleeping pretzel position today again...

by Troll account March 15, 2019

sleeping mend

/ˈslēpiNG/ /mend/

: a watery discharge from the mucous membranes of the eyes that has dried into a crust

Other words for sleeping mend
- rheum
- sleep crust
- eye crusties
- eye boogers
- eye goop
- eye gunk

Amir began wheezing at night — once so badly that an ambulance was called — and woke up most mornings to find his eyes swollen shut with sleeping mend.

by AphexLexicon October 21, 2022

Sleep Talking

when you say random shit in your sleep without knowing it

scout:gotta burn the grocery store before five five o'clock
pyro:*excitement*
spy:don't get your hopes up, scout's just Sleep Talking

by raybeez February 20, 2022