Batman Shirt Theory

Description

Any person who is seen wearing a batman shirt in the public setting has a tendency to be automatically perceived as a threat by mentally ill persons, specifically those with a co-morbid diagnoses of schizophrenia, paranoid type, and psychopathy.

Joker-perpetrator

The joker has paranoid delusions rooted around the thought that the person wearing the batman shirt is some morally authoritative figure trying to restrict the joker's rights for the purpose of maintaining justice. The joker has a natural tendency towards attention seeking behaviors, impulsivity, and sadism.

The Hero-batman fan

Realistically, the hero is more often than not a passive idealist with fantasies of being this "morally authoritative figure" or hero. These beliefs tend to escalate to the extent of grandiose delusions, specifically during times of increased stress. Such persons experience a significant tendency towards being involved with conflict, especially with the joker and personalities alike.

Batman/Joker Conflict

The hero and the joker experience severe emotional and psychological restlessness, arising from their different attitudes. The hero favors fairness and stability whereas the joker prefers selfish gratification and chaos. The grandiose delusions of the hero and the paranoid delusions of the joker conflict with each other, resulting in escalating conflict all influenced by a simple shirt.
Batman Shirt Theory Example:

A. The hero with the batman shirt experiences grandiose delusions that he is obligated to solve every conflict in order to promote fairness and justice.

B. The joker sees the batman shirt and experiences paranoid delusions of oppression that restricts his individuality.

C. I may be delusional for making a case out of this. Point is, you can rationalize anything...
by lhukmai May 10, 2012
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Tree Shirt

A t-shirt made of regenerative tree fiber, dedicated to ethical practices that are good from Earth, and will return to Earth versus plasticizing the planet.
One Golden Thread offers the Tree Shirt, which innovates with nature, to connect to our inner nature, and with a model of regeneration, plants a tree to replenish Earth.
by jscult January 08, 2021
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I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad
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lilac shirts

something you buy for a person of extreme douche-baggery.
girl 1: hes such a douche bag!
girl 2: we'll just have to buy him some lilac shirts.
by dabobaizboilin March 09, 2010
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six dollar shirt

The kind of shirts you only wear at home and would never let your peers see you in.
Sally: OMG I saw Jessica in a six dollar shirt at the store today.

Denise: wow who would be seen in public like that ?
by jman13 June 18, 2014
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Inky Shirt

A metaphor for seman stains or stains from any other secretions produced during sexual activity that can be found a variety of clothing. Usually the wearer is unaware of the presence of these stains.
'Damn it! I just realised I'm wearing an inky shirt'
or
'I droppped my pen and got ink on my tshirt!', 'Yeah I left your sister with an inky shirt last night Dave,

it's a pain isn't it?'
by s123456h October 14, 2009
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shirt vaging

Wearing a shirt but no undies or pants. (The male version is called shirtcocking.)
I like working from home because I don’t have to get dressed. For zoom calls I’ve just been shirt vaging.
by CookingMobster70 May 17, 2020
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