Stoner's Bible

Pocket sized bible carried by stoners that is used primarily for the small, thin sheets of paper in it as paper for joint rolling. Most stoner bibles are missing the blank pages from the back of the book and any low ink pages from elsewhere.

Yea, I was wondering why Dave had a bible in his room, then he told me it was a stoner's bible.

John and Tyler were out of papers, luckily they had a stoner's bible.

by Dave Elkins January 5, 2009

synonyms: stoner

Somebody who enjoys smoking a lot of marijuana then eating and passing out.

George is such a stoner that he smoked four blunts, then went home, ate 3 packs of ramen and passed out on his couch.

Synonyms: stoner, pothead, junkie, junky, toker

by that-stoned-bitch December 1, 2013

stoner

one that is always under the influence of drugs and regularly uses them, usually marijuana

klendog: hello ari the fish have u smoked marijuana today
ari the fish: ye daniel i actually have and i am a stoner
yoav: yes daniel and ari you are both stoners now stop smoking
daniel and ari: Yoav, you are too
ari, daniel and yoav together: fineee, we are all stoenrs now lets go and smoke some more weed it will be fun

i always smoke weed therefore i am a stoner

by hashan December 30, 2008

Stoner Bashin Time

When an obviously stoned individual approaches u and you just can't resist the temptation to fuck them up

"yo look at jonny over there, hes such a fucken waste of life he snorts ten lines a day and rolls a blunt every 5 minutes, i say we go grab that old wrench in my shed and have some stoner bashin time!"

by stoner bashed August 25, 2005

stoner

some guy who sits there, does jack all. Mumbles and groans at anything. Is possibly constantly stoned. In his own world all the time, doesnt appreciate the legendary sandwiggy brought up by the y-ratt then the brookstar and also most likely hated by coop

"callum ur a little stoner fuck, get on with your work!"

by Loz and the Y-ratt May 13, 2005

stonerfag

Someone who does/once did drugs (stoner) with long hair, that is typically bisexual.

Person 1: "Hey, did you see that guy? He's kind of cute."
Person 2: "Stonerfag."
Person 1:...

by H.M. Switz September 25, 2008

stoneroll

(v) To gather a large quantity over a period of time.

That stone wouldn't have stonerolled so much moss if it had been rolling.

by supdoggydog March 15, 2007