Salty iham

Similar to salty pirate.. Where a male ejaculates in the eyes of a female/male causing her/him to loose vision in BOTH eyes, and then kicking her/him in one leg so she/he hops about like iham with a peg leg.

Boy: Hey babe, you want a salty iham?
Girl: Hrmm.. yeah okay. just make it quick, i'm having an eye check-up later.

by ritzycave October 26, 2007

Newfoundland Salty

This is what you call it when a woman receives a "facial" and falls asleep without washing. In the morning she will awake with a crusty salty beard, like a fisherman from Newfoundland has when he returns from sea.

Dude #1: What happened to you last night?
Dude #2: Went to Jen's place.....
Dude #1: How'd that go?
Dude #2: Lets just say that she woke up with a Newfoundland Salty.

by SedatedSloth January 20, 2014

salty Felipe

When a male puts tortilla chips and salsa into the vagina and then procedes to fuck it

"Yo gurl Tyshawn gave me a salty Felipe last night" " How was it?" "Delicious"

by heimen wrecker June 2, 2014

Salty Toboggan

When you cum in your girl's face, near the stairs, so she falls over and you ride her down the stairs like a toboggan

Bro, I totally pulled a salty toboggan on my girl last night. GG.

by Lord of Lag October 18, 2014

salty river

When you cum inside of your girl, then she squirts it into your mouth.

I got a little too drunk and decided to eat the salty river after some good sex.

by StopThat24 December 4, 2013

Salty Peaks

The act of ejaculating all over a women's breasts.

Bro... I gave Megan the most amazing salty peaks last night!

by SaltLakeUnderbelly July 28, 2016

Salty Storm

When you blow a huge, extra salty load all over someone's face. In additional to being extra salty, in order to qualify as a Salty Storm, the ejaculate must meet at least two of the following standards:

1. Ejaculate must be fast enough to be able to leave the penis and travel the distance of at least 14 inches, before the female can close her eyes. (Note: accuracy is not a factor. The Salty Storm need not enter the eye)
2. The ejaculate covers a total surface area of at least 10 square inches
3. The ejaculate spans the distance (between any two points) of at least 4 feet
4. The ejaculate causes substantial physical or property damage to anyone or anything in the immediate area. Be advised, if this standard is met, you may consider upgrading to a Salticane

Man: "Get ready bitch!! I ate about two and a half orders of large fries from McDonalds earlier! Here comes a Salty Storm you won't forget!"

by Cum Prepared January 8, 2016