Salty Beards

Masculine facial hair crusted with ocean salt. Most commonly found in Ventura California. www.SaltyBeards.com

Dude, those bums beards are so salty.

Those surfer's have some really salty beards

www.saltybeards.com

by Sebastain Palentino October 18, 2012

Salty Doggo

A dog that will do anything for salty damn clout also if anyone sees a salty doggo they must say "oh he is the dude that used his spare time to record his cat drink water" cause that's what every salty doggo does. Also any kind of salty doggos owner must be a good owner and feed him/her salt. These types of dogs only eat salt no dog food or anything. They also defend their owner at ALL costs but can be a meany poo poo head sometimes

Random Homeless dude: yo look its a salty doggo

Salty doggo: *bites private origami parts*

Homeless dude: *screams so hard that breaks the vsco girls hydroflask*

by Zenzy December 26, 2019

Newfoundland Salty

This is what you call it when a woman receives a "facial" and falls asleep without washing. In the morning she will awake with a crusty salty beard, like a fisherman from Newfoundland has when he returns from sea.

Dude #1: What happened to you last night?
Dude #2: Went to Jen's place.....
Dude #1: How'd that go?
Dude #2: Lets just say that she woke up with a Newfoundland Salty.

by SedatedSloth January 20, 2014

salty bill

a loser, one who is likely a new york rangers fan, acts in a way of a clown and a sore loser.

Bills not himself after the islanders beat the rangers, he was being a salty bill.

by Jaysav April 21, 2018

salty Felipe

When a male puts tortilla chips and salsa into the vagina and then procedes to fuck it

"Yo gurl Tyshawn gave me a salty Felipe last night" " How was it?" "Delicious"

by heimen wrecker June 2, 2014

Salty mama

a slightly older women who isn’t all that wealthy,but will convince you otherwise not to buy anything; is salty towards you and those who surround you.

Instead of a sugar mama, I got a salty mama.

by Salty mama September 18, 2018

salty milkshake

When somebody dips French fries into milkshake

Oh my god, Donna is having a salty milkshake at McDonalds

by Jfgbofs April 22, 2017