Wandering Russian

A man that will wander over to you, and offer sage like advise. May be in the form of an insult.

My friend came over for dinner. When she left she had a flat tire and asked that I come out to help her. The Wandering Russian was near with his kid and walked over to us, saw that when I went to remove the wheel nuts that the tire was moving. He said that we needed to put the emergency break on (which i asked her and she said she did). She opened up the car to prove it was in fact, on. Then he reached in and really put the break on. He then turned to me and said, "Never trust women when it comes to cars".

by iadas August 14, 2011

creepy russian uncle

A middle aged uncle from Russia that attends every local sports event.

Guy #1: Dude your Creepy Russian Uncle was at my sisters field hockey game again.
Guy #2: Sorry man he never misses a game.

by Kitty Licker 666 January 19, 2014

Russian kiss

Better than a French-kiss, and can only be given to men. A Russian-kiss is similar to a French-kiss in that it involves the tongue, but a Russian-kiss is about French-kissing the penis.

She gave a Russian kiss.

by amygivesrussiankisses November 30, 2004

Russian Corkscrew

Female is hung from the ceiling via rope, then is spun repeatedly until rope is tight. The male lays down under her and releases.

The object is for the female to be spinning on the males penis until satisfaction is reached.

Yo man! maa girl passed out last night we tied that bitch to a rope and Russian Corkscrewed! A twisted way to cum niggah! bitch be barfin

by craigboy94 August 8, 2011

Russian

Annoying: Communist, Crackhead, Socialist, or Soviet. One whose lineage is from any part of the former Soviet Union.

I wish that russian would shut the hell up

by meshuganah July 11, 2006

russian

1. drink vodka like water - 8 glasses a day reccommended!
2. most beautiful people in the world
3. tend to speak their minds
4. don't like other people visiting their country
5. can party all they like and still pass their subjects in school and uni

1. natasha - wow that kid looks like he's drunk
Daniel- yeh he must be russian
2. natalia vodyanova
3. eh fuk fuk fuk fuk u!
4. Alex- excuse me would you be able to show me the way to St Peterburg?
Russian man- ot yabis!
5. Professor - I don't think I've ever seen that Russian kid come to class but he's topped the grade...again

by suburban babe September 17, 2005

russian midget

when receiving head from a girl, she sticks her finger in the mans butt and he cums instantaniously.

edna gave brian the russian midget and there was cum everywhere.

by brian egan July 22, 2007