Platinum Rapper

The Mexican lady down the street that wraps burritos for everyone.

Damn, you see that crazy Mexicano with all her tortillas and meat and cheese? I wanna get with her tonight, the Platinum Rapper.

by yiggidyjigitywacko October 31, 2008

Facebook Raped

When friends and family jest with each other by using their facebook without their permission, and update their status to vulgar things, usually involving gay sex.

Facebook: "I love men... facebookraped.com!"
Victim: "Shit, I've been facebook raped and everyone knows it, because they'll visit facebookraped.com"

by pigandsquid July 26, 2010

Facebook Raped

To have someone go onto your facebook account and change a load of stuff, such as your display picture, your likes/dislikes, your sexual preference, your status etc
It is highly amusing for the person raping and those observing, but not particularly amusing for the person being raped.....as with actual rape.

funny guy: "...I raped someone last night. I'd been thinking about doing it for ages...And I saw an opening- an opportunity...so I just...I just did it. I raped my cousin and it felt so frickin' good."

freaked out friend: ohmygod...OHMYGOD...You're kidding?? WHAT!?!? YOU RAPED YOUR COUSIN...Ohmygod! I have to tell someone! I have to tell the fucking police!! OHMYGOD- I'M PERVERTING THE COURSE OF JUSTICE BY NOT TELLING THE EFFING COPS!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!
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funny guy:....FACEBOOK RAPED, DUDE!!! I FACEBOOK RAPED MY COUSIN, YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!

freaked out friend:..................boo you, whore.

by tylerbiatch September 1, 2011

Time-Raped

when you snap into reality and reazlise that you have been entirely zoned out for a period of time.

can be like daydreaming, but not knowing what you are daydreaming about.

like your mind freezes, like not blinking, staring at a certian object without blinking (zoned out)

ex.
friend 1 -hey!
friend 1 -helloooo!
friend 1 -hello...earth to so and so
friend 2 -yeah?
friend 1 -where did ya go just there?
friend 2 -i dunno = "Time-Raped"|

by //ye boi//BS October 18, 2011

gut raped

The feeling you get from too much laughter roast lamb and cream cake

Man I ate and drank so much And you lot are so hilarious I feel fucking gut raped

by Fuckit #1 May 24, 2018

candy rapper

(n.) Modern-day rappers post-2010 with colorful hair and outfits who spit candy bars with very little substance.

You seen that new video 6ix9ine just put out? What a candy rapper.

by khadijah1 May 9, 2020

Ass-rapper

Cardi B,
Soulja Boy,
Dan Reynolds,
Bubba Sparxxx,
Lil Jon,
Lil Wyte,
Juelz Santana,
Fabolous,
Gucci Mane,
Pitbull,
Flo Rida,
Cam'ron,
David Banner,
Trinidad James,
Benzino,
Daddy Yankee,
Yung Joc,
Shawty Low,
Kid Rock,
Yo Gotti,
Paul Wall,
French Montana,
Vanilla Ice,
MC Hammer,
Everlast,
Future,
Migos,
etc...

2021 = Cardi B is getting another baby.

Nicki Minaj OG fans: Looks like the ass-rapper is going to be a mother. No!

by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 14, 2022