rubber your ducky 

>-no glove no love
>-don't be silly wrap you willy
>-don't be a fool wrap your tool
>-don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
>-dont be a wenis protect you penis
>-dont share your sperm over your worm
>-before you spank her cover your wanker
>-If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
>-if your gunna banger cover your wanger
>- There only a buck get one before you fuck

or pretty much to wear a condom.

dont forget to "rubber your ducky" tomorrow night.

rubber your ducky by doyouwanna April 25, 2006

rubber 

1. (Am. English) a condom

2. (Brit. English) an eraser

1. How did I run out of rubbers so fast?

2. Any of you blokes got a rubber? This number 3 pencil is too dark.

rubber by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

rubenesque 

Applied to a woman who has similar proportions to those in paintings by the Flemish painter Peter Paul Ruben; attractively plump; a woman who is alluring or pretty but without the waif-like body or athletic build presently common in media.

"Our waitress is really hot, even if she has a few extra pounds on her, but it doesn't matter because I like my women rubenesque anyway."

rubenesque by daniel milw May 24, 2006

rubber necking 

The act of looking at something as you drive by. People do it when they come past an accident. Also tourists do it when they are observing the scenery when they are driving. It quite often causes traffic to slow down because the person looking generally slows down a bit to look out their window or windshield.

"That tourist in front of us is just rubber necking and causing this traffic jam."

"If that guy hadn't been rubber necking I wouldn't have been late for work."

rubber necking by IceWarm January 8, 2006

Rubberbandits 

an incredibly talented comedic rap/r+b/soul/funk duo from limerick city, ireland. their good-hearted perspective, and exaggerated/surrealistic, portrayals cut deeply to the heart of reality...and their music is fucking amazing.

rubberbandits song "horse outside": "fuck your subaru, i have a horse outside!" *dudes with plastic bags over their heads dancing their asses off*

Rubberbandits by dfunkt December 16, 2010

rubber match 

The final, and deciding game between two tied teams/opponents.

After both Frank and John won a game, they will play a rubber match to see who is the ultimate winner.

rubber match by Vertigo84 July 29, 2008

rubber band

1. An elastic loop of rubber that can be used for various things.
2. (Slang) A reference to a rubber band holding together a large amount of dollar bills.

1. Can you tie that bag with a rubber band?
2. Jay- "Those rims must of cost a lotta money."
Sean- "Yeah, for real. I had to pop a couple of rubber bands on them"

rubber band by Drepresent July 18, 2006