Richard

A lil dumb nigga that has a small brain like an ant and fucking sucks at being smart and went out with a monkey named G****

Me: Richard what’s your highest grade

Richard: 100
Me: STOP THE CAP

by STUPID DUMB NIGGA May 28, 2020

Richard

A guy with no brain. but somehow with a huge skull.
(Eh, probably useless)

Amanda: Have you seen Richard?
Lisa: yup. He's stupider than I thought!

by Hereisdannyboi December 20, 2017

Richard hilder

Rapist

Richard Hilder rapes kids

by Ur mums lover 6969 November 25, 2019

The Case Files of Jeweler Richard

Japanese novel series about autistic people being really into gemstones

The Case Files of Jeweler Richard is so gay, I swear to god if Seigi calls Richard ‘a living gemstone’ one more time I’m going to lose my shit

by just-a-little-kreature March 21, 2024

richard

extremely immature. always has dirty hair and mind. can be a very good friend if u know him well. if u do not know him, stay away and call a professional. not very reliable if he is not one of ur best friends

dude. ur acting like a richard

by judiththequeen2008 May 12, 2020

Richard From Alaska

An easy intro phrase used by younger individuals wanting to attract older partners for one night stands while signaling an obvious desire to maintain anonymity. It works well due to its borderline childish humor, mixed with a reference to a state where anything is possible. When used by men it is frequently followed up with the phrase:

"But you can call me Dick."

There are plenty of follow-up lines that build upon the sexual innuendo including stories about being a crab fisherman, or knowing how to make waves.

Young Man: "Well hey there hot stuff."

Cougar: "Hello. Who might you be?"

Young Man: "I'm Richard from Alaska, but you can call me Dick."

by Lake Partiers May 4, 2021

cold richard

richard is cold

oh, there's a cold richard over there. let me give him a hot richard!

by anonymous February 1, 2024