puppy chug

Devouring phat lucious ass cheeks with a purpose!

Person one “yo bro did you puppy chug that hot bitch last night?”
Person two “what?”

by Sodium aka salt May 9, 2024

a stupid puppy

the worst meme

Jimothy is looking at memes, and finds A stupid puppy

Jimothy: I will barf. this meme is such a stupid puppy.

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 11, 2022

puppy sanchez

when u take your finger insert it into a puppy's ass and rub it on your lover's upper lip

i gave my girlfriend a kitty sanchez

i gave mine a puppy sanchez

by apple on a stick September 29, 2010

Puppy Maker

A fertile womb of a female human or female werewolf

Girl - " dump your hot sticky load deep into my Puppy maker . "

by legion69420 January 20, 2015

Puppy Factory

A group of co-workers milling about and chatting, often said by a passerby left out of the idle conversation.

Warning of impending bust by management.

"Quite a puppy factory going on in your office."

"Alright, time to shut down the puppy factory. We better get back to our facade of working, the boss is on to us."

by SylverDraegon August 4, 2009

Broke Puppy

Someone who is on one certain occasion, multiple occasions, or always without funds to go out. Someone who is a financial dependent due to economic hardship.

1. I wanted to invite Evan out, but he is a Broke Puppy, and I don't want to end up paying his tab at the bar.

2. Don't invite her out sis, she's a broke puppy, you'll be picking up the tab for her if you do.

by BossJD August 11, 2022

Puppy-Weight

PUPPY-WEIGHT is a relatively new term used to describe the weight of a puppy on any sheet, comforter, quilt, towel, or other fabric. The exact puppy-weight can be calculated by multiplying every pound of the puppy’s actual weight by twenty-three. Add in 5 pounds for additional friction and there you have it. Puppy-weight.

Get this "dog" off my bed, his puppy-weight is killing my arm!
This dog your brought home with you, won't move off the bed, i had to drag him off the bed. His puppy-weight was incredible.

by Jerrylandry2 September 16, 2019