by anonymous January 29, 2021

In 1647, they tried to ban Christmas in Canterbury, England.
This led to the Plum Pudding Riots.
The Puritan government tried to cancel Christmas and insisted that shops be open on Christmas Day.
Few shops opened and the locals of Canterbury decided to play football instead with inflated pig bladders. The mob ripped through the streets of Canterbury paying particular attention to breaking windows. A game of football had turned into a full-blown riot. Plum pudding, mince pies and ale were enjoyed by most all.
This led to the Plum Pudding Riots.
The Puritan government tried to cancel Christmas and insisted that shops be open on Christmas Day.
Few shops opened and the locals of Canterbury decided to play football instead with inflated pig bladders. The mob ripped through the streets of Canterbury paying particular attention to breaking windows. A game of football had turned into a full-blown riot. Plum pudding, mince pies and ale were enjoyed by most all.
Ban Christmas? Have you not heard of the Plum Pudding Riots?
Plum pudding with cream, spotted dick with custard, roly-poly with jam, gooseberry tart with ginger or hobnobs with chocolate?
Euphemism with sauce, please.
Plum pudding with cream, spotted dick with custard, roly-poly with jam, gooseberry tart with ginger or hobnobs with chocolate?
Euphemism with sauce, please.
by Option 22 December 23, 2019

random guy: bro are you gonna eat that yorkshire pudding?
guy 2: IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION? of course i’m gonna eat it, you dumbass.
random guy: sorry i-
guy 2: *slaps* DON’T EVER TRY AND STEAL THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME GOING AGAIN! disrespectful
guy 2: IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION? of course i’m gonna eat it, you dumbass.
random guy: sorry i-
guy 2: *slaps* DON’T EVER TRY AND STEAL THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME GOING AGAIN! disrespectful
by textinglikeevie October 29, 2019

Forbidden Pudding (noun): A humorous and slightly off-putting term for the thick, yellowish-green phlegm that emerges during a severe cold or flu. This term highlights the gelatinous, pudding-like consistency of the phlegm, which, despite its name, is anything but edible.
See also: Forbidden Custard – a similar term, often used interchangeably, but usually referring to the more fluid, runny variety of nasal phlegm.
See also: Forbidden Custard – a similar term, often used interchangeably, but usually referring to the more fluid, runny variety of nasal phlegm.
"I was feeling a bit better this morning, but then I coughed up some chunky Forbidden Pudding."
"There's nothing like a bout of Forbidden Pudding to remind you you're still sick."
"There's nothing like a bout of Forbidden Pudding to remind you you're still sick."
by TheJusticeBear November 14, 2023

A lil pud is a rare find, typically big built, always wrapped in supreme or off white and will have a story about everything and will be able to bs out of any situation thinkable, you will know if he’s a true pud if he calls his piece big dwayne/Pringle can/flaccid wii remote/first 12 inches of a lamppost/tree trunk or anything else that pops into his mind at that moment. Truth be told the sheer size and dimensions are something that would make a Pringle can look small, his penis will 100% be bigger than his legs and consequently he will have to roll and tuck it to fit into his xl supreme boxers
I’ve just met a lil pud in Lordy and jesus it’s true what they say, could see the bulge in his skinny black supreme jeans from across the room
by Lilpumper6969 September 21, 2020

1. The accumulation of fecal matter that builds up if you don't look after you wipe to make sure it's clean along with the lack of showering while wearing the same underwear for over a month;. 2. The residue left behind from sexual intercourse with unhygienic vaginas splattered across the ball sack built up after over a month of not showering
by Betty2theboobs69 April 10, 2024

Man... I went down on this broad the other day. And her pussy was all hanging like some pudding skin.
by Dungeon Homer December 28, 2016
