pooregon

The monetary condition of living in the US State of Oregon due to high taxes, food and property costs. Usually characterized by not having much money at the end of the day, but having abundant pedestrian walkways and crosswalks to take you to a really clean park that you can go smell the roses and cry in.

Person: Hey! I heard you got a new job and moved out to Oregon.

ME: Yeah, I sure did! Things are looking up for me.
Person: You think you could send me some cool Oregon shit?
ME: Nah, man. Can't afford it. Oregon got me pooregon.

by CrackA'Rat June 3, 2017

poorro

A very poor and sad person, usually because his/her free taco has fallen down.

The guy from the popular vine: "You know this boy got his free taco". Oh he's such a poorro.

by costiij December 5, 2017

poormeitus

feeling sorry for your self

Billie has been suffering from a cold for 2 weeks and now has poormeitus

by Capt. Poormeitus April 21, 2018

pooroo

An oral misinterpretation of the Australian slang: 'hooroo', which means goodbye.

'Hooroo (sounds like pooroo) mate'
'Yeah catch you later bazza!

by Bazzamate April 22, 2018

Pooraholic

Poor man working constantly

He's not a workaholic he's a pooraholic

by Fasteddie1959 May 28, 2018

poorque

When you are watching 4k video and it gets choppy, shows artifacts or pauses and buffers

I was watching the new Star Wars but it got all poorque

by analogrithems June 24, 2018

Poormand

A person with champagne tastes and a beer pocketbook

She's always been a poormand no matter how broke she is.

by CookieLyons17 July 22, 2018