werewolf poop

The kind of shit that you take in the morning after waking up, and have no idea how it's so massive and beastly.

Wow, what a werewolf poop.

I had a werewolf poop this morning, even though my diet has zero fibre in it.

by ComeFindMePip September 12, 2014

wishing poop

A magical occurrence in which one makes a wish when they wipe after pooping, only to have no brown marks on the toilet paper.

John: Hey Bill, guess what!
Bill: What's up, John?
John: I just had a wishing poop, I wished for world peace!
Bill: Well shucks!

by Pratttan May 6, 2016

frozen poop

A piece of excrement lowered to 32 degrees Fahrenheit or less

I found a piece of frozen poop in my igloo today

by Scryb Sprite August 25, 2016

skydiver poop

Propping yourself up high over your toilet either standing on the seat, or Propping yourself on top of the bathroom stall and pooping into the toilet below.

I was dared to prop myself on top of a bathroom stall at McDonalds and do a skydiver poop.

by I sharted on a cat once December 13, 2016

Birth Poop

Forcefully pushing out a poop with agonizing pain.

Today could have been better... was stuck on the toilet dealing with a birth poop.

by Rainey4 May 5, 2017

Alcohol Poop

Alcohol Poop: noun: A poop full of alcohol that will usually occur within 24 hours of a night out.

"Oh wow don't you feel so much better after that Alcohol poop? I know I do"

by Danzon December 15, 2017

Signature poop

After pooping, you look down and see at least the first letter of your signature.

I took a big signature poop last night. It looked like a "J " in cursive writing.

by Jiggyjoy November 16, 2018